1 00:01:10,710 --> 00:01:12,210 - Extra! - Extra! 2 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:13,710 Peter De Haven III disappears. 3 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,220 - Extra! - Extra! 4 00:01:15,220 --> 00:01:17,730 Buy your evening paper here. 5 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:19,220 De Haven mystery trial opens today. 6 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:21,220 Read all about it. 7 00:01:24,230 --> 00:01:25,730 Raise your right hand. 8 00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:27,240 Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, 9 00:01:27,730 --> 00:01:29,730 the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God? 10 00:01:29,730 --> 00:01:31,230 I do. 11 00:01:31,230 --> 00:01:34,730 Your name is George Worthington Appleby? 12 00:01:34,740 --> 00:01:36,240 - Yes. - Now just a moment. 13 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,750 One of the previous witnesses 14 00:01:37,740 --> 00:01:39,740 referred to you as "Doc Appleby." 15 00:01:39,740 --> 00:01:41,740 Are you a practicing physician? - Oh, no, Your Honor. 16 00:01:41,740 --> 00:01:43,740 That - - that's just a nickname. 17 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:45,750 I'm a medical student at Granger University. 18 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:47,260 - Continue. - Tell the court 19 00:01:47,250 --> 00:01:48,750 in your own words what happened 20 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:51,750 on the night of October 16. 21 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:54,250 Well, uh, that was the night before the day 22 00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:58,270 set for the wedding of my friend, Peter De Haven III. 23 00:01:58,260 --> 00:02:00,760 Uh, we gave him a bachelor dinner. 24 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,260 [ Luau music plays ] 25 00:02:02,260 --> 00:02:04,260 [ Laughter, indistinct conversations ] 26 00:02:23,290 --> 00:02:24,290 Take a good, long look, Pete. 27 00:02:24,790 --> 00:02:26,290 It's the last one you're going to get. 28 00:02:26,290 --> 00:02:28,300 Tomorrow is the deadline. - Don't be silly. 29 00:02:28,290 --> 00:02:30,790 I'm only getting married, not embalmed. 30 00:02:30,790 --> 00:02:32,290 Come on, drink up. - No thanks. 31 00:02:32,290 --> 00:02:34,290 I've had plenty. 32 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:35,800 All right. Then have a cigar. 33 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:36,810 What's the matter with it? 34 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,300 - Nothing the matter with it. - Can you imagine that? 35 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:41,300 - Don't you trust me, Doc? - Why should I? 36 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:43,300 Here, I'll even light it for you. 37 00:02:43,310 --> 00:02:44,810 [ Bang ] 38 00:02:44,810 --> 00:02:46,820 [ Laughter ] - Of all the silly tricks! 39 00:02:46,810 --> 00:02:48,310 Can't take it, huh? 40 00:02:48,310 --> 00:02:49,310 I can't? Can you take it? 41 00:02:49,310 --> 00:02:50,810 Why don't you try me and find out? 42 00:02:50,810 --> 00:02:52,310 I will the first chance I get. 43 00:02:52,310 --> 00:02:54,310 Don't let it throw you, Doc. It's all in fun. 44 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,820 Pete, old boy, tomorrow morning at 10:00, 45 00:02:55,820 --> 00:02:58,330 they're going to hang the ball and chain on you. You're doomed. 46 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,820 Anyway, I'd like to congratulate you. 47 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:01,820 Well, thanks, Jimmy, old pal. 48 00:03:01,820 --> 00:03:03,820 [ Buzzer ] - Let me go! Hey, hey! 49 00:03:03,830 --> 00:03:06,330 Won't you ever grow up, even to get married? 50 00:03:06,330 --> 00:03:08,340 [ Clattering ] 51 00:03:08,330 --> 00:03:10,330 This is the dinner party for Peter De Haven, isn't it? 52 00:03:10,330 --> 00:03:12,330 - Yes, it is. - That's all I wanted to know. 53 00:03:12,330 --> 00:03:15,330 [ Luau music plays ] 54 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:17,350 So you marry my girl tomorrow morning, huh? 55 00:03:17,340 --> 00:03:19,340 That's right, Robert. Have a cigar. 56 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,840 Thanks. Here's a little wedding present for you. 57 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:22,840 Hey! 58 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,340 Get him! 59 00:03:24,350 --> 00:03:26,860 [ Indistinct shouting ] 60 00:03:31,850 --> 00:03:34,350 I'll get you for this, De Haven. 61 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:40,360 [ Cheers and applause ] 62 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,860 Quiet! 63 00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:43,860 Pay no attention to that little outburst, fellas. 64 00:03:43,870 --> 00:03:47,380 Give them a downbeat, boys. Come on, let's drink up. 65 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:49,370 I think we should have let him hit you. 66 00:03:49,370 --> 00:03:51,870 Oh, no. You wouldn't want to send him to his wedding 67 00:03:51,870 --> 00:03:52,870 all full of dents, would you? 68 00:03:52,870 --> 00:03:54,370 That's the stuff, Jimmy. You're my pal. 69 00:03:54,380 --> 00:03:56,890 Oh, no. 70 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:01,880 Honey, can you shake a couple of sixes? 71 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:02,880 [ Laughter ] 72 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,380 I see. What happened then? 73 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:08,400 Well, you know how bachelor dinners are. 74 00:04:08,890 --> 00:04:12,890 We continued well past midnight, and then we started breaking up. 75 00:04:12,890 --> 00:04:13,890 I see. 76 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:15,400 [ All slurring ] - What a night. 77 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:16,400 Come on, Pete. Come on. 78 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:17,910 - Drink up. - Come on, Petey. 79 00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:19,400 Come on, give old Pete a drink. Come on. 80 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,400 Ah, it's no use, fellas. He's out like a light. 81 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:22,400 You know, it's a funny thing. 82 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,900 I've never known Peter to pass out in my whole life. 83 00:04:24,910 --> 00:04:27,420 - What will we do with him? - Ah, we leave him here. 84 00:04:27,410 --> 00:04:29,910 Oh, no, no, no, wait. I got a better idea than that. 85 00:04:29,910 --> 00:04:32,910 For 10 years, I've been waiting for a chance like this. 86 00:04:32,910 --> 00:04:35,410 He's been ribbing us. Now let's see if he can take it. 87 00:04:35,420 --> 00:04:36,420 What do you mean? 88 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:38,430 We'll bring him over to the college 89 00:04:38,420 --> 00:04:39,920 and put him into the dissecting room. 90 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:40,920 That's a wonderful idea. 91 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,920 No, no, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait. 92 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,920 We could be thrown right out of school for that. 93 00:04:44,930 --> 00:04:46,430 I've got a key to the side entrance. 94 00:04:46,430 --> 00:04:48,440 We'll sneak him in and lay him out on a slab. 95 00:04:48,430 --> 00:04:49,930 Doc, that's sheer genius. 96 00:04:49,930 --> 00:04:51,930 He'll wake up in the middle of the night, 97 00:04:51,930 --> 00:04:55,430 and it will scare the living daylights out of him, I hope. 98 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,950 - Go on, Pete. - Come on, Pete. 99 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,940 Shh! Professor Shotesbury is still working in the lab. 100 00:05:04,950 --> 00:05:06,960 Why did we have to come around this way for? 101 00:05:06,950 --> 00:05:09,450 Because we can't drive up to Medical College, stupid. 102 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,960 - Professor. - Huh? 103 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,960 Oh, hello, William. 104 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:23,960 What's the matter? 105 00:05:23,970 --> 00:05:25,970 I've come to bury Charlie. 106 00:05:25,970 --> 00:05:27,480 Charlie? 107 00:05:27,470 --> 00:05:29,970 Look at him. 108 00:05:29,970 --> 00:05:32,470 - He's alive! - Very much alive. 109 00:05:32,470 --> 00:05:33,470 He was dead. 110 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:34,980 [ Chuckles ] 111 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:38,490 You was dead, baby. I saw you dead. 112 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,980 Pappy's little baby is back from the grave. 113 00:05:40,980 --> 00:05:43,480 I can't believe it. 114 00:05:43,490 --> 00:05:46,490 I can't believe it with my own eyes. 115 00:05:46,490 --> 00:05:50,000 Professor, Professor, how come he's no longer dead? 116 00:05:49,990 --> 00:05:51,990 Because, William, I've done it. 117 00:05:51,990 --> 00:05:53,990 I've brought the dead back to life. 118 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 - Like that? - Like that, William. 119 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,010 Life, eternal life at last. 120 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:01,000 I have made the most tremendous discovery in history. 121 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 And I'm going to let you in on it. 122 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 What do you mean, you're going to let me in on it? 123 00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:07,520 You are going to be my first example. 124 00:06:07,510 --> 00:06:09,010 Oh, let me out. 125 00:06:09,010 --> 00:06:10,010 William, wait a minute. 126 00:06:10,010 --> 00:06:12,010 Professor, I ain't got nothing to wait for. 127 00:06:12,010 --> 00:06:14,010 Besides, you can't give me that experiment 128 00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:15,020 because I ain't dead. 129 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:17,530 That's a very simple matter, very simple. 130 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,520 See? See those pills? 131 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,020 Any one of them can produce instant death, 132 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:25,020 and then I bring you back again to life. 133 00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:26,530 No dice. 134 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:28,040 You don't seem to realize that you're about 135 00:06:28,530 --> 00:06:30,030 to have a great honor bestowed upon you. 136 00:06:30,030 --> 00:06:32,030 You will be the first human being ever 137 00:06:32,030 --> 00:06:34,030 to be brought back again to life. 138 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:35,540 Why can't I be second? 139 00:06:35,540 --> 00:06:37,550 You'll go down in medical history, William. 140 00:06:37,540 --> 00:06:39,540 You'll be the hero of the campus. 141 00:06:39,540 --> 00:06:41,040 You mean the corpse of the campus. 142 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:44,040 The corpse of the - - Eh, don't be silly. 143 00:06:44,050 --> 00:06:45,550 Look at Charlie, okay? Now look at him. 144 00:06:46,050 --> 00:06:48,060 Does he seem any the worse for his experience? 145 00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:49,550 Look, Professor, if you going to start 146 00:06:49,550 --> 00:06:51,050 messing around with dead folks, 147 00:06:51,050 --> 00:06:53,550 why don't you get yourself a boy that is dead? 148 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:55,560 Just wanted to do you a favor. That's all. 149 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:59,070 We've been together for so long, and - - 150 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:00,060 Aha. 151 00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:02,060 Aha! 152 00:07:02,060 --> 00:07:03,060 Aha? 153 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:06,060 You've given me an idea, a great idea, William. 154 00:07:06,070 --> 00:07:09,080 We have got to get ourselves a dead body. 155 00:07:09,070 --> 00:07:10,570 I'll kill him when he comes in. 156 00:07:10,570 --> 00:07:13,070 No. You come with me. 157 00:07:13,070 --> 00:07:14,070 Where are you going? 158 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:15,580 Come with me... 159 00:07:17,580 --> 00:07:20,080 ...across the campus to the dissecting room. 160 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,580 - Dissecting room? - Dissecting room. 161 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:23,580 Oh, you mean the college morgue! 162 00:07:23,590 --> 00:07:25,090 Shh! Do you want people to hear? 163 00:07:25,090 --> 00:07:28,600 This is a great secret, my secret, your secret. 164 00:07:28,590 --> 00:07:31,590 Professor, it's all yours. Don't make me no partner. 165 00:07:31,590 --> 00:07:33,090 You the president. 166 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,600 Psst! 167 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,120 What are you doing? 168 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:02,620 I don't know. 169 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:04,620 Well, stop it. 170 00:08:04,630 --> 00:08:06,130 This time of night. 171 00:08:24,150 --> 00:08:27,160 Professor, I hate to bring this up this late at night. 172 00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:28,150 What's the matter? 173 00:08:28,150 --> 00:08:29,650 Can I go home to my house? 174 00:08:29,650 --> 00:08:31,650 - What for? - Get a glass of milk. 175 00:08:31,650 --> 00:08:32,650 No. 176 00:08:32,650 --> 00:08:35,150 O- Oh. Why couldn't I have been drafted? 177 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:37,170 Don't argue with me. We have work to do. 178 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:39,160 Yes. 179 00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:46,670 Willie, look. Are we in luck! 180 00:08:47,170 --> 00:08:48,670 You mean you in luck. 181 00:08:48,670 --> 00:08:51,670 Professor, you know they'll put us in the jailhouse for this. 182 00:08:51,670 --> 00:08:52,670 All right. It's all right. 183 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:54,170 Now don't forget, I'm in back of you. 184 00:08:54,180 --> 00:08:56,680 You may in back of me, but look what's in front of me. 185 00:08:57,180 --> 00:09:00,180 Shh! Go ahead, now. Go ahead, go ahead. 186 00:09:00,180 --> 00:09:02,180 Professor, have you changed your mind? 187 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:05,180 No, my mind is made up. 188 00:09:05,190 --> 00:09:06,690 Uh- oh. 189 00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:14,690 This here one's got a lily in his hand. 190 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:17,210 He may be dead, but he's neat about it. 191 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:23,700 Now, Willie, put him on that slab and wheel him over here. 192 00:09:27,210 --> 00:09:30,710 I don't want to be no chaperon to a corpse. 193 00:09:30,710 --> 00:09:33,210 Quiet, Willie, and be quick. 194 00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:36,210 I may be quiet, but I can't be quick. 195 00:09:44,730 --> 00:09:46,730 - Ah! - Ah! 196 00:09:46,730 --> 00:09:49,240 - [ Gasping ] - What's the matter? 197 00:09:49,230 --> 00:09:50,230 He's still warm. 198 00:09:50,230 --> 00:09:51,730 Fine, just what we need. 199 00:09:51,730 --> 00:09:53,730 Bring him out. Bring him out. 200 00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:58,250 Yes, I'll do it, but I ain't happy about it. 201 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,240 Hurry, hurry now. 202 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:03,240 Quiet, quiet! 203 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:05,250 That's the boy. Bring him along now. 204 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:08,760 Come on. Put his feet on. Put his feet on. 205 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:11,750 Yes. 206 00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:25,770 Ah! 207 00:10:25,770 --> 00:10:28,280 Oh! [ Clattering ] 208 00:10:28,270 --> 00:10:30,270 Willie, stop your dillydallying. 209 00:10:30,270 --> 00:10:32,770 Professor, what make you think I'm dallydillying? 210 00:10:32,770 --> 00:10:34,270 Well, but what keeps you so long? 211 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:35,780 It's a simple operation. Here. 212 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:37,790 Bring him over here. Bring him over. 213 00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:38,780 Lift him up now. Lift him up. 214 00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:40,780 Come on, up here. 215 00:10:40,780 --> 00:10:42,280 Phew! 216 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:44,280 They must have embalmed him in Scotch and soda. 217 00:10:44,290 --> 00:10:46,290 Nothing of the kind. He hasn't been embalmed at all. 218 00:10:46,290 --> 00:10:47,800 Just had a few drinks, that's all. 219 00:10:48,290 --> 00:10:50,290 A few? He's so saturated, 220 00:10:50,290 --> 00:10:52,290 if a breeze hit him, he'd ripple. 221 00:10:52,290 --> 00:10:54,790 Quiet! Lift him up. 222 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,800 [ Grunting ] 223 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,300 William, stop that grunting. 224 00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:06,310 This gentlemen surely a heap of dead weight. 225 00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:08,820 Of course, what would you expect? 226 00:11:12,810 --> 00:11:13,810 [ Groans ] 227 00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:15,810 Shh! Quiet! 228 00:11:21,820 --> 00:11:24,320 It's my daughter. Hide him. Hide him. 229 00:11:26,830 --> 00:11:27,840 What are you doing? 230 00:11:27,830 --> 00:11:29,830 I'm trying to find a place to hide him. 231 00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:30,830 Behind the curtain. 232 00:11:30,830 --> 00:11:32,830 - That's what I thought. - Shh! 233 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,340 Thanks for a lovely evening. 234 00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:48,360 Good night. Haven't you forgotten something? 235 00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:49,350 Forgotten something? 236 00:11:49,850 --> 00:11:51,350 Do you mind if I ask you for a kiss? 237 00:11:51,350 --> 00:11:54,350 Kiss? No, I've been dying to turn you down all evening. 238 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,860 Okay, but that means your name comes out of my little red book. 239 00:11:56,860 --> 00:11:59,870 You're breaking my heart. Good night. 240 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,860 Dad, were you going out? - Why? 241 00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:05,860 Oh, it's Willie. Willie is here. 242 00:12:05,870 --> 00:12:07,370 I'm here, but I ought to be home. 243 00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:09,880 Eh, Willie, now, if you grandmother is sick, 244 00:12:09,870 --> 00:12:12,870 I would recommend the old- fashioned stick of licorice. 245 00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:15,370 - When did she get sick? - The unsweetened... 246 00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:16,880 Who? - Grandma. 247 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,390 Oh, what's the matter with her? 248 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:19,880 Oh, you didn't know? He didn't know. 249 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,380 Well, if your grandmother is sick, 250 00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:22,880 Willie, licorice is wonderful. 251 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,880 Now, it's way past your bedtime and yours, too. 252 00:12:25,390 --> 00:12:26,890 Good night. - Uh, good night, darling. 253 00:12:26,890 --> 00:12:27,900 Don't you worry about anything, Willie. 254 00:12:27,890 --> 00:12:29,390 Everything is going to be all right. 255 00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:31,390 So you just run on home and don't worry about anything. 256 00:12:31,390 --> 00:12:32,390 - Yes. - Yes. 257 00:12:32,390 --> 00:12:33,390 Uh! Oh! 258 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:36,900 [ Thud ] 259 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,910 Dad! What was that? 260 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,900 What was what, darling? Uh, that boom? 261 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,400 Like that? It wasn't anything. 262 00:12:44,410 --> 00:12:45,910 Well, that's what it was, darling. 263 00:12:45,910 --> 00:12:47,410 It was my foot. It's all asleep. 264 00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:49,420 The rest of you should be, too. Now, it's late. 265 00:12:49,410 --> 00:12:50,910 Now, you go on home, and you go to bed. 266 00:12:50,910 --> 00:12:53,910 Good night. - Good night, darling. 267 00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:54,910 Quick, to the laboratory. 268 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:55,920 Yes, sir. 269 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:57,420 Willie, come in here. 270 00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,930 Help me. - Yes. 271 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:03,420 There, there, there. What is the matter with you? 272 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:06,420 Are you an idiot? Come in here and help me. 273 00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:09,440 [ Eerie music plays ] 274 00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:29,950 Stop that. 275 00:13:29,950 --> 00:13:33,450 Ah! I've done it. He's alive. 276 00:13:33,450 --> 00:13:36,450 He's alive, breathing. I've done it. 277 00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:37,970 I've done it. Willie. 278 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,460 [ Strangled scream ] 279 00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:40,460 What are you doing? 280 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:41,960 I'm screaming. 281 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,460 Well, stop that noise. 282 00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:50,970 Ohh. 283 00:13:50,970 --> 00:13:52,470 I never saw little men that big before. 284 00:13:52,470 --> 00:13:54,470 Reactions, marvelous. What time is it? 285 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,480 What time is it? Get my watch. 286 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:00,480 Help, help, help. Help get him up. 287 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,980 Get him up. Get him up. 288 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:03,480 Come on, that's it. 289 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,480 Easy, easy. 290 00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:08,000 Ah! 291 00:14:09,990 --> 00:14:11,990 What - - what happened? Where am I? 292 00:14:11,990 --> 00:14:12,990 Who are you? - Steady now, steady. 293 00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:14,990 This will come in the nature of a shock, 294 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 but you must try and cope with the greatness of it all. 295 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,510 All right. Let's have it. What have I done now? 296 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,500 Oh, it's not what you've done, my boy. It's what I've done. 297 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,500 Look, I don't know what this is, but I wish - - 298 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,500 Say, who are you? - I? 299 00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:26,010 I'm Professor Reginald X. Shotesbury, 300 00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:28,520 and tonight I've accomplished something that science 301 00:14:28,510 --> 00:14:30,510 has always claimed was impossible. 302 00:14:30,510 --> 00:14:33,010 Oh, it's no dream. No dream, it's a reality. 303 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:37,010 I have brought you back to life, back from the dead. 304 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:39,030 Dead? Me, dead? You're crazy! 305 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,020 Well, if you wasn't dead, what are you doing on the slab 306 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:42,520 in the morgue? - I was in the morgue? 307 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,020 - In the morgue. - With a lily. 308 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:46,020 - Have you got a drink? - Yes, yes, of course. 309 00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:47,530 Willie, quick, quick, get Mr... 310 00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:49,040 Mr...What is your name? 311 00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:50,530 - Never mind. - Never mind. 312 00:14:51,030 --> 00:14:52,030 - Never mind. - A brandy. 313 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:53,030 - Brandy. - Brandy. 314 00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:55,030 - Anything, anything. - We ain't got that. 315 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,040 - What? - Anything. 316 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,550 Brandy, brandy. 317 00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:00,540 The last thing I remember, 318 00:15:00,540 --> 00:15:02,540 I was attending my bachelor dinner. 319 00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:04,540 Must have been something you ate. 320 00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:06,550 Ate. 321 00:15:12,050 --> 00:15:14,050 [ Both gasp ] 322 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,570 Something happened you didn't figure on. 323 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,060 Professor, he's evaporating. 324 00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:23,060 Living, breathing, solid and invisible. 325 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:25,060 What are you talking about, invisible? 326 00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:30,080 Reactions, record this. Record this. 327 00:15:30,070 --> 00:15:33,070 It didn't happen to Charlie. Or did it? 328 00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:35,070 It didn't. [ Charlie chatters ] 329 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:43,080 He's there all right, but he ain't. 330 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,580 Just like him. 331 00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:47,590 [ Charlie chatters ] Oh! 332 00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:49,600 Think you can bring him back again, Professor? 333 00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:51,590 William, think of it - - invisible men, 334 00:15:51,590 --> 00:15:53,590 thousands of them invading enemy territory, 335 00:15:53,590 --> 00:15:55,590 and no army in the world can combat them. 336 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,600 But I've got to bring him back to visibility. 337 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,110 I've got to find the antidote. 338 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,600 Your auntie can't help you now. 339 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,100 Professor, you better quick messing around with dead folks. 340 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,600 I tell you, I'm not dead, 341 00:16:04,610 --> 00:16:06,610 and don't ask me again what I was doing in the morgue. 342 00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:08,120 No, sir. No, you ain't dead, 343 00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:10,610 but your clothes... 344 00:16:10,610 --> 00:16:13,610 Daddy, do you realize it's getting late? 345 00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:15,110 Ohh. 346 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,120 Oh. 347 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,130 Daddy, what is it?! 348 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,620 The result of an experiment, darling, 349 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,620 that went a little bit beyond my expectations. 350 00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:23,620 Oh, my head. 351 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:25,120 Isn't there someplace I can lie down? 352 00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:26,630 I am so sorry, of course. 353 00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:28,140 William, prepare the guest room. 354 00:16:28,130 --> 00:16:29,630 Yes, sir. 355 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,650 You'll excuse me, won't you. Oh. 356 00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:42,640 Daddy, what are you up to? What does this mean? 357 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,640 It means, my darling, I've done it at last. 358 00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:46,650 I've brought a dead man back to life. 359 00:16:46,650 --> 00:16:48,160 - Dead man! - Back to life. 360 00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:50,150 - Back to life? - Back to life. 361 00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:53,650 You're getting worse and worse every day. 362 00:16:53,650 --> 00:16:55,150 Are you going mad? - Mad? 363 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,160 It walked, didn't it? It breathed, didn't it? 364 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,670 Now if I can just bring the pigmentation back to its skin, 365 00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:02,160 I can prove to them all that my theory is correct. 366 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,660 Where did you get that body? 367 00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:06,160 Less than an hour ago in the dissecting room in the morgue. 368 00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:07,670 - You stole it! - I stole it? 369 00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:09,680 Nothing of the kind. I took it. 370 00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:11,170 Why shouldn't I? 371 00:17:11,170 --> 00:17:12,670 Father, you're going to disgrace us all. 372 00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:14,170 Now, you come right with me and tell Willie 373 00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:15,670 to take that body right back to the morgue. 374 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:17,180 - Take it back? - Yes. 375 00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:18,690 - In the middle of the night? - Of course. 376 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:19,680 It will catch its death of cold. 377 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:20,680 Oh, I'll tell him myself. Willie! 378 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,180 - Take it back. - Willie. 379 00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:25,180 Willie, you take that body right back to the morgue. 380 00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:26,690 Yes. 381 00:17:26,690 --> 00:17:28,700 The morgue? - Yes, the morgue. 382 00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:30,190 Oh, the morgue is closed now. 383 00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:31,690 Miss Joan, where is the ice bag? 384 00:17:31,690 --> 00:17:34,190 Yes, it's upstairs in the - - What do you want an ice bag for? 385 00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:37,190 The zombie has got a headache, and so have I. 386 00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:53,710 Oh, my head. 387 00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:55,210 What head? 388 00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:58,230 Get out of here and let me sleep this off. 389 00:17:58,220 --> 00:18:00,220 You better sleep some on. 390 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:01,720 [ Groans ] 391 00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:08,240 Oh, my head feels as big as a house. 392 00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:10,230 Yeah, an empty house. 393 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:18,250 [ Woman wails ] 394 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,740 Man: Mrs. Lunceford! 395 00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:22,240 Barrett, Barrett, some smelling salts. 396 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,240 Mother, mother, what on Earth is the matter? 397 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:28,760 Peter has run away. You've been gypped, jilted. 398 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:31,750 What? But he was at the dinner party last night. 399 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,750 - You were there. - Yes, yes, I was. 400 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:34,750 Well, what happened? 401 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,260 Nothing out of the ordinary, 402 00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:38,770 except that a guy broke in and tried to poke Peter in the nose. 403 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,760 He seemed to be a friend of yours. 404 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,260 Oh, well, what happened after the party? 405 00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:44,760 We all said good night, and we all went home. 406 00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:46,270 What are we going to do now? 407 00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:48,280 Well, I think I'd better go down to the college 408 00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:49,270 and talk to Doc Appleby. 409 00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:51,270 All right. 410 00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:53,270 And in the meantime, I'll have Uncle John tell 411 00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:56,270 all the guests that the marriage has been temporarily postponed. 412 00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:09,300 Hey, you can't go in there. 413 00:19:09,290 --> 00:19:11,290 That's only for dead people and students. 414 00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:13,290 I'm looking for George Appleby. Do you know him? 415 00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:14,790 Oh, the one they call Doc? He's in there. 416 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,300 Thanks, I got to talk to him. 417 00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:17,300 Jimmie, why aren't you at the wedding? 418 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,310 I was just getting ready to leave myself. 419 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,300 Doc, I've got something important to tell you alone. 420 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,300 Okay. 421 00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:27,810 What's on your mind? - De Haven has disappeared. 422 00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:29,320 What do you mean he's disappeared? 423 00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:30,810 Nobody has heard from him since we left him. 424 00:19:30,810 --> 00:19:33,310 Doc, Pete couldn't have been cut up by mistake, could he? 425 00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:35,310 Ah, don't be a sap. 426 00:19:37,820 --> 00:19:40,330 Oh, Appleby, this is Inspector Deming 427 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:43,320 of the Missing Persons Bureau. 428 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,820 - Oh, how do you do? - Glad to know you, Appleby. 429 00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:47,830 Sorry to disturb you, but you know 430 00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:49,840 Peter De Haven has disappeared? 431 00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:51,330 Yes. 432 00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:53,330 They tell me that he left the bachelor dinner party 433 00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:55,330 last night with you, Terrence Abbott, 434 00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:57,840 and a fellow named James Barbour. 435 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:58,850 Well, this is Barbour. 436 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,340 Well, I'm glad you're here. 437 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,340 I'm sort of killing two birds with one visit. 438 00:20:03,340 --> 00:20:05,840 Tell me, just what can I do, exactly? 439 00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:07,850 I've called an investigation in my office. 440 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:09,360 I guess the others are there now, 441 00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:10,850 so we might as well go along. 442 00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:12,350 We can discuss the matter there. 443 00:20:12,350 --> 00:20:13,850 Sure, sure, but I doubt 444 00:20:13,850 --> 00:20:15,850 if we can throw any light on the thing. 445 00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:17,360 No, I don't think we could throw much light on it. 446 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:18,870 Oh, we'll see. 447 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:22,360 I'll be with you as soon as I change my clothes. 448 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,860 Well? 449 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:26,360 We're coming. 450 00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:27,870 Now this fellow who crashed your party, 451 00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:29,880 have you any idea who he was? - No, I don't know. 452 00:20:29,870 --> 00:20:31,870 But Miss Lunceford might be able to give you a hint. 453 00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:33,870 Yes. He referred to Miss Lunceford 454 00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:35,370 as, "my girl," didn't he? 455 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:37,380 You don't think he could have injured De Haven 456 00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:38,890 during the melee, do you? - Oh, no, no, no. 457 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:39,880 He didn't even get near Peter. 458 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,380 Besides, Peter had passed out by that time. 459 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,380 Well, do you suppose he could have laid for him 460 00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:45,380 after he left the rest of you, caught up with him later? 461 00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:47,390 - There's always... - That's what happened. 462 00:20:47,390 --> 00:20:48,400 That's probably what happened, sure. 463 00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:50,390 All right. All right. 464 00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:52,390 Now you don't know anyone else who could have wished 465 00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:54,390 any harm to Mr. De Haven? - No. 466 00:20:54,390 --> 00:20:58,400 Peter was independently wealthy, an amateur golf champion. 467 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,400 He liked everybody, and everybody liked him. 468 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,900 What about another woman in the case? 469 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:04,400 Peter doesn't have much to do with women. 470 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,900 As a matter of fact, it was quite a surprise to us 471 00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:08,420 when he announced his engagement to Miss Lunceford. 472 00:21:08,410 --> 00:21:09,910 Well, gentlemen, you seem to throw 473 00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:12,910 a bewildering lack of light on the situation. 474 00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:14,910 I guess that's all. - Thank you, sir. 475 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,420 Oh, thank you. 476 00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:17,920 Uh, sorry we haven't been more helpful, Inspector. 477 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,430 Do you mind? 478 00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:22,420 Not at all. 479 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,420 [ Bang ] 480 00:21:54,450 --> 00:21:55,450 [ Snores loudly ] 481 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,460 Miss Shotesbury, when exactly did your next meeting 482 00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:04,460 with the alleged invisible man occur? 483 00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:05,960 The following morning. 484 00:22:05,970 --> 00:22:07,970 My father and I were having breakfast, 485 00:22:07,970 --> 00:22:10,480 and we were trying carefully to determine... 486 00:22:10,470 --> 00:22:12,970 Dad, you know, this body is going to be missed. 487 00:22:12,970 --> 00:22:14,970 Well, my darling, it hasn't been missed yet, has it? 488 00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:16,480 And I'm pretty sure that if it had been, 489 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,490 I'd be the first one to be informed. 490 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:19,480 Where did it come from? 491 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,480 Well, that's the mystery. I have no idea. 492 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,480 One thing is certain, the death must have been pretty recent 493 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,980 because the body was still warm. 494 00:22:24,990 --> 00:22:26,990 It makes me shudder to think about it. 495 00:22:26,990 --> 00:22:30,500 Suppose something happened to it during the night. 496 00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:32,490 Dad, suppose something happened - - 497 00:22:32,490 --> 00:22:33,990 Daddy, not on the doily. 498 00:22:33,990 --> 00:22:35,490 Oh. 499 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:41,010 Not on the napkin either. 500 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 It's getting so I can't eat my breakfast in peace 501 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000 in this house at all. What'd you ask me? 502 00:22:45,010 --> 00:22:46,510 I said, "Suppose something happened 503 00:22:46,510 --> 00:22:48,010 to it during the night?" - Well, what could happen? 504 00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:49,520 Well, suppose it died again. 505 00:22:49,510 --> 00:22:50,510 Well, that's very simple. 506 00:22:51,010 --> 00:22:52,510 All Willie has to do is to wait for it to get dark 507 00:22:52,510 --> 00:22:54,510 and then carry the body back to the morgue. 508 00:22:54,510 --> 00:22:57,510 Professor, it ain't fair, taking corpses out on approval. 509 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,530 - How is he? - Stiff as a board. 510 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,020 - Stiff? - Dad, it's dead again. 511 00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:05,020 If he's dead, he's the snoringest dead man I ever heard. 512 00:23:05,030 --> 00:23:07,530 - Snoring? Snoring? - Yes. 513 00:23:07,530 --> 00:23:09,540 Pretty late sleeper. 514 00:23:09,530 --> 00:23:12,530 Professor, I hate to keep asking you this, 515 00:23:12,530 --> 00:23:14,030 but I'd like to have a few days off. 516 00:23:14,030 --> 00:23:15,030 What for? 517 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,040 I'd like to relax. 518 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,050 Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous? 519 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,540 Relax? What for? Look at me. Am I relaxed? 520 00:23:21,540 --> 00:23:23,040 That's the trouble. 521 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,040 You get the morning paper and bring it in here. 522 00:23:25,550 --> 00:23:27,550 Morning after morning, I have to tell you the same thing. 523 00:23:27,550 --> 00:23:31,060 Why don't you look into things like that? 524 00:23:31,050 --> 00:23:32,550 There should be water. 525 00:23:32,550 --> 00:23:34,050 You drank yours, Daddy. 526 00:23:34,050 --> 00:23:35,550 [ Coughing ] 527 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,060 Peter: Oh, my head, my head. 528 00:23:38,060 --> 00:23:41,570 Oh, what a night. 529 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,560 Ooh, why did I do it? 530 00:23:45,570 --> 00:23:47,570 Ohh. 531 00:23:47,570 --> 00:23:49,580 What time is it? 532 00:23:49,570 --> 00:23:52,070 Holy smoke, I'll be late for my own wedding. 533 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,080 Whoa. 534 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,090 What's coming off here? 535 00:24:01,580 --> 00:24:03,080 I've been double- crossed. 536 00:24:07,590 --> 00:24:11,100 Ohh. Oh, my head, my head. 537 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:20,100 Peter: Listen, you! 538 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,100 You got me into this, and now you get me out. 539 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:23,600 Stop that! Take your hands off me! 540 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,600 Stop it! Take your hands off me! 541 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,600 Stop it! Well, okay, then. 542 00:24:25,610 --> 00:24:27,610 Well, I'm going to do the very best I can, 543 00:24:27,610 --> 00:24:29,120 but you've got to be patient. 544 00:24:29,110 --> 00:24:30,610 By the way, what's happened to your clothes? 545 00:24:30,610 --> 00:24:32,110 They were distinctly visible last night. 546 00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:33,610 I took them off. 547 00:24:33,610 --> 00:24:35,110 I figured I'm less alarming this way 548 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:37,120 than with my clothes running around town. 549 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,630 Professor, I'm supposed to be getting married right now, 550 00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:41,620 and I'm in no shape for a wedding this way. 551 00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:42,620 You're going to get married? 552 00:24:42,620 --> 00:24:44,620 Yes, to Christine Lunceford. 553 00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:46,120 Then - - Then you're Peter De Haven. 554 00:24:46,130 --> 00:24:48,130 - The Third. - Dad, that's Peter De Haven III. 555 00:24:48,130 --> 00:24:50,140 - The Third? - The fellow that won The Open 556 00:24:50,130 --> 00:24:51,130 at Green Meadows last year? 557 00:24:51,130 --> 00:24:52,630 The one that everybody said was so handsome. 558 00:24:52,630 --> 00:24:54,130 Never mind all that. 559 00:24:54,130 --> 00:24:56,130 I'm supposed to be getting married this very minute. 560 00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:57,640 Professor, there must be something you can do. 561 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,650 Plenty I can do. I've done pretty well so far, haven't I? 562 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,140 Don't forget that you were dead. - I was not dead. 563 00:25:02,140 --> 00:25:04,640 Then what were you doing on the slab in the dissecting room? 564 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,640 I was on a slab in the dissecting room? 565 00:25:06,650 --> 00:25:08,150 With a lily. 566 00:25:08,150 --> 00:25:10,160 That sounds like Doc Appleby. 567 00:25:10,150 --> 00:25:11,650 So that was his brilliant idea. 568 00:25:11,650 --> 00:25:13,650 Wait until I get my hands on him. 569 00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:15,650 - What hands? - Quiet, please. 570 00:25:15,660 --> 00:25:17,160 Now, young man, you must remember 571 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,670 that this whole experiment is still in its embryonic state. 572 00:25:19,660 --> 00:25:21,660 I must forbid you to leave this house 573 00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:24,160 until I've found some means of bringing you back to visibility. 574 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,660 Peter: But I've got to see Christine 575 00:25:25,670 --> 00:25:27,170 to find out how she is. - Will you please stay 576 00:25:27,170 --> 00:25:29,180 in one place for just a moment, please? 577 00:25:29,170 --> 00:25:30,170 Christine? Who's Christine? 578 00:25:30,170 --> 00:25:31,170 Christine Lunceford, the bride. 579 00:25:31,170 --> 00:25:32,170 The bride. Don't tell me. 580 00:25:32,170 --> 00:25:34,170 I know who she is, yes. The bride, eh? 581 00:25:34,170 --> 00:25:37,170 Well, in that case, I might consider... 582 00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:38,690 So William. 583 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,180 William? 584 00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:41,680 I want you to take Mr. De Haven here. 585 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,680 Take him any place he wishes to go. 586 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,680 Wait with him until he's ready to return, 587 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,680 and then see that he comes back to this house. 588 00:25:46,690 --> 00:25:48,190 I will if I can find him. 589 00:25:48,190 --> 00:25:49,700 Peter: Well, goodbye, Miss, uh... 590 00:25:49,690 --> 00:25:52,190 - Oh, Shotesbury is the name. - ...Shotesbury. 591 00:25:52,190 --> 00:25:54,190 I hope I'll be seeing you soon. 592 00:25:54,190 --> 00:25:56,690 Thanks. Now don't relax, Professor. 593 00:25:58,700 --> 00:26:01,200 - Uh, this way, please. - Here I am. 594 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,200 Dad, don't you think he ought to take some clothes with him? 595 00:26:06,210 --> 00:26:07,710 - Why? - Well, in case... 596 00:26:07,710 --> 00:26:09,220 William. 597 00:26:09,210 --> 00:26:11,210 In my room, you'll find a little overnight bag. 598 00:26:11,710 --> 00:26:12,710 I want you to pack it with that suit 599 00:26:12,710 --> 00:26:14,710 of Mr. De Haven's and then take it with you. 600 00:26:14,710 --> 00:26:16,210 You said it. 601 00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:22,720 [ Horn honks ] 602 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,220 William, stop that noise. 603 00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:26,220 Do you want everybody to hear you? 604 00:26:26,230 --> 00:26:28,230 Mr. De Haven. - Peter: Yes? 605 00:26:28,230 --> 00:26:30,740 Oh, Mr. De Haven, I really feel that the less we have to say 606 00:26:30,730 --> 00:26:32,730 about this little experiment of ours, the better. 607 00:26:32,730 --> 00:26:34,730 - Much better. - Yes. 608 00:26:34,730 --> 00:26:36,730 William. William, come here. 609 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,240 I can only regret the inconvenience 610 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,750 that this has caused you, and, 611 00:26:39,740 --> 00:26:42,240 while you're visiting at the home of your fiancée, 612 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,240 I am going to concentrate on some antidotes, 613 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,740 and I am positive - - - You're going to find one. 614 00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:47,750 Yes. What's the matter? 615 00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:49,760 Oh, you take this bag of Mr. De Haven's to the car. 616 00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:51,250 You follow after him very quietly. 617 00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:53,250 Don't let anybody see him. 618 00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:54,750 I mean, drive carefully. 619 00:26:58,260 --> 00:26:59,770 Peter: I'm cold. 620 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:00,760 Yes, if it gets any colder, 621 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:05,260 you can't even put your hand in your pocket. 622 00:27:05,270 --> 00:27:07,270 I guess you're in, all right. - Right you are. 623 00:27:07,270 --> 00:27:09,280 Now, for heaven's sake, let's get going. 624 00:27:09,270 --> 00:27:10,770 Yes, sir. 625 00:27:10,770 --> 00:27:14,270 Hmm, a ventriloquist. 626 00:27:14,270 --> 00:27:14,770 Where to, boss? 627 00:27:14,770 --> 00:27:16,770 1073 Fifth Avenue. 628 00:27:16,780 --> 00:27:18,790 I sure hope you don't start being re- visible 629 00:27:18,780 --> 00:27:21,280 on Fifth Avenue. 630 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,780 And don't blow out. 631 00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:25,280 He must have the dummy in the suitcase. 632 00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:41,800 Better make a quick run for it. 633 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,800 Don't want somebody to see that floating suitcase. 634 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,300 Right. I'll duck in through here. 635 00:27:45,310 --> 00:27:46,810 You wait and keep the motor running 636 00:27:46,810 --> 00:27:48,310 in case we have to make a quick getaway. 637 00:27:48,310 --> 00:27:49,820 Yessir. 638 00:28:08,830 --> 00:28:11,330 Hey! Hey, come on back here with that elevator. 639 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:21,350 [ Door buzzer sounds ] 640 00:28:43,860 --> 00:28:45,860 [ Door buzzer sounds ] 641 00:28:48,370 --> 00:28:50,380 - Good afternoon, Barrett. - Oh, Mr. Struck. 642 00:28:50,370 --> 00:28:51,870 - What is it? - Pardon me, sir, 643 00:28:51,870 --> 00:28:53,870 but did you ring the bell a little while ago? 644 00:28:53,870 --> 00:28:56,370 Why, no. Look, Barrett, I've got to see Miss Christine. 645 00:28:56,380 --> 00:28:58,380 I'm sorry, sir, but the doctor has given her a sedative. 646 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,380 - She's resting. - You tell her that I'm here. 647 00:29:00,380 --> 00:29:01,880 I think she'll see me. 648 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,900 Peter: Christine. 649 00:29:25,910 --> 00:29:27,910 Christine, don't be alarmed here. 650 00:29:27,910 --> 00:29:29,420 Aaaah! 651 00:29:29,410 --> 00:29:31,410 Aaaaah! 652 00:29:31,410 --> 00:29:33,410 Aaah! Robert! 653 00:29:33,410 --> 00:29:35,410 Christine, darling. 654 00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:36,920 What is it? 655 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,930 Peter's voice. I heard it. 656 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,420 Peter's voice? 657 00:29:40,420 --> 00:29:42,420 Well, now, look, honey, you just imagined that. 658 00:29:42,420 --> 00:29:44,420 She'll be all right, Barrett. - Very good, sir. 659 00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:47,420 Now, sweetheart, you've got to pull yourself together. 660 00:29:47,430 --> 00:29:48,940 Nothing has happened to the bridegroom. 661 00:29:49,430 --> 00:29:50,430 Then where is he? 662 00:29:50,430 --> 00:29:51,930 Well, in the condition I saw him in, 663 00:29:51,930 --> 00:29:53,430 he's liable to be anyplace. 664 00:29:53,430 --> 00:29:55,430 Darling, this is just one small example 665 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,440 of married life with a guy like that. 666 00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:02,450 Oh, please, darling, don't make it any more difficult for me. 667 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,940 We went all through this last night. 668 00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:05,440 You know our finances. 669 00:30:05,450 --> 00:30:07,950 It took everything mother had left to manage my trousseau. 670 00:30:07,950 --> 00:30:09,460 Peter: Well, now your good investment 671 00:30:09,450 --> 00:30:11,450 isn't going to pay off in dividends, huh? 672 00:30:11,450 --> 00:30:13,450 [ Knock on door ] 673 00:30:13,450 --> 00:30:15,450 - Yes? - Miss Christine? 674 00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:17,460 Inspector Deming would like to speak with you. 675 00:30:17,460 --> 00:30:19,970 He's looking for me. I've been dodging him all day. 676 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,960 Then you were at the bachelor dinner. 677 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,460 Just a moment, please. 678 00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:25,460 Come on, he mustn't find you here. 679 00:30:34,970 --> 00:30:36,470 Com[ Weakly ] e in, Inspector. 680 00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:40,480 Miss Lunceford, this is Inspector Deming. 681 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,980 - How do you do? - That will be all, Barrett. 682 00:30:46,990 --> 00:30:49,000 Just stay where you are, Miss Lunceford. 683 00:30:48,990 --> 00:30:50,990 That isn't a very comfortable chair, Inspector. 684 00:30:51,490 --> 00:30:53,490 Thanks. It will be very nice. 685 00:30:53,490 --> 00:30:54,490 Very well. 686 00:30:54,490 --> 00:30:56,990 Miss Lunceford, I know what mental anguish this is to you, 687 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,510 but there are some questions I have got to ask you. 688 00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:02,000 You may be sure of my cooperation. 689 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000 Thank you. 690 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,500 Now, the man who crashed Peter De Haven's bachelor dinner 691 00:31:05,510 --> 00:31:07,510 last night said you were his girl. 692 00:31:07,510 --> 00:31:08,510 Who was he? 693 00:31:09,010 --> 00:31:10,010 Why, I- I have no idea. 694 00:31:10,010 --> 00:31:11,510 Why, that's strange. 695 00:31:11,510 --> 00:31:14,010 James Barbour told me you knew who the man was. 696 00:31:14,010 --> 00:31:16,510 Jimmie Barbour is a fool! 697 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,520 Really, Inspector, this is cruel! 698 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,530 I'm awfully sorry, but you see, 699 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,520 we've linked the disappearance of your fiancé 700 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,020 with the threats made to him by this man. 701 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,520 We've got to find him. 702 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,020 Well, then look someplace else. 703 00:31:27,030 --> 00:31:29,540 I'm sorry, Inspector, but I can't help you. 704 00:31:29,530 --> 00:31:31,530 Now, just one more question... 705 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,540 Inspector Deming! 706 00:31:43,540 --> 00:31:45,040 I know this is difficult to explain, but... 707 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,540 Yes, yes. I merely came here 708 00:31:46,550 --> 00:31:48,550 to inquire about Miss Lunceford's health. 709 00:31:48,550 --> 00:31:51,060 Did you expect to find it in the closet? 710 00:31:51,050 --> 00:31:53,050 You're the man who crashed De Haven's party last night? 711 00:31:53,050 --> 00:31:55,050 Yes, yes. I'm Robert Struck, but I can explain. 712 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,060 You'll do your explaining at headquarters. 713 00:31:57,060 --> 00:31:58,560 You're going to arrest him? 714 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,070 Just take him in for questioning now. 715 00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:02,060 I can answer all of your questions right here. 716 00:32:02,060 --> 00:32:04,060 I haven't seen Peter De Haven, and I don't know where he is. 717 00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:06,060 And if you take me in, you're going to be sorry. 718 00:32:06,070 --> 00:32:07,570 My father is a friend of Judge Sanders. 719 00:32:07,570 --> 00:32:09,580 And Judge Sanders is a friend of mine. Come on. 720 00:32:13,070 --> 00:32:15,570 Darling, leave! 721 00:32:15,580 --> 00:32:16,580 [ Crash ] 722 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,580 Robert! Robert! 723 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,080 What's this? 724 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,580 Christine: What's the matter, Robert? 725 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,080 What happened? - What did happen? 726 00:32:25,590 --> 00:32:27,090 - Are you all right? - Miss Lunceford, 727 00:32:27,090 --> 00:32:29,600 can you explain what this is doing in your bedroom? 728 00:32:29,590 --> 00:32:32,090 Of course not. No one has been here except Robert and Dr. Harden. 729 00:32:32,090 --> 00:32:35,090 "Peter De Haven, 21 East 58th Street." 730 00:32:35,090 --> 00:32:38,090 Peter's suit. Robert, what have you done? 731 00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:39,610 I've never seen those things before. 732 00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:41,100 Oh, yeah? 733 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:43,100 I tell you, I didn't bring a suitcase in here. 734 00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:45,100 Just the same, I'm going to hold you as a material witness. 735 00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:47,100 Come on! - Oh, now look. 736 00:32:47,110 --> 00:32:49,620 Look, Mr. Deming, you can't do this to me! 737 00:32:49,610 --> 00:32:52,110 I've heard that before. Come on. 738 00:32:52,110 --> 00:32:56,110 Oh, Chri - - Christine, you don't think - - 739 00:32:57,620 --> 00:32:59,120 Ah! 740 00:33:06,130 --> 00:33:08,130 If I'm cut, I'll sue you. 741 00:33:08,130 --> 00:33:11,640 Okay, Struck, if that's the way you want it. 742 00:33:11,630 --> 00:33:13,630 Hey! What's the matter with you? 743 00:33:13,630 --> 00:33:15,130 Let me go! 744 00:33:26,650 --> 00:33:29,150 Oh, come on! Cut out this playing. 745 00:33:29,150 --> 00:33:32,660 Where's my hat? 746 00:33:32,650 --> 00:33:34,650 Now, come on. You're going to the station. 747 00:33:40,660 --> 00:33:42,160 Christine: Aaaah! 748 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,660 [ Thud ] 749 00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:45,660 Aaaaah! 750 00:33:50,670 --> 00:33:51,670 Is you in? 751 00:33:51,670 --> 00:33:53,670 - Peter: Yeah. - Where's your suitcase? 752 00:33:53,670 --> 00:33:55,170 I lost it. 753 00:33:55,170 --> 00:33:57,170 Drive me to my place - - 21 East 58th Street. 754 00:33:57,180 --> 00:33:59,180 I've got to get some clothes. 755 00:33:59,180 --> 00:34:01,190 Yes, a convoy. 756 00:34:01,180 --> 00:34:03,680 That's all I is, a convoy to a hunk of thin air. 757 00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:07,180 [ Monkey chattering ] 758 00:34:07,190 --> 00:34:09,190 Steady, Charlie, steady. 759 00:34:09,190 --> 00:34:10,700 Now, stay on my shoulder there. Stay there, now. 760 00:34:10,690 --> 00:34:13,190 Don't get restless, just a little while longer. 761 00:34:13,190 --> 00:34:14,690 That's a boy. Stop it, now. 762 00:34:14,690 --> 00:34:16,190 Stop it! 763 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,200 Here, shake hands. Shake hands. 764 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,200 That's it, now. That's it. 765 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,710 Oh! Don't tickle like that. 766 00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:22,700 Don't tickle, you little monkey, you. 767 00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:25,200 Stop it. Here, you get up there where you belong. 768 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,200 Get up there. Jump now. Go ahead. 769 00:34:27,210 --> 00:34:28,710 Get up. That's a boy. 770 00:34:28,710 --> 00:34:30,720 Now you stay there. Anything new, Dad? 771 00:34:30,710 --> 00:34:32,210 I'm expecting great news, darling. 772 00:34:32,210 --> 00:34:33,710 It all depends upon Charlie, there. 773 00:34:33,710 --> 00:34:35,710 I expect him to become distinctly visible 774 00:34:35,710 --> 00:34:37,210 at any moment now. - Charlie, where? 775 00:34:37,220 --> 00:34:38,720 Right up there, in his favorite place, darling. 776 00:34:39,220 --> 00:34:41,230 Oh! Careful! You'll fall and you'll break everything. 777 00:34:41,220 --> 00:34:42,220 Hello, Charlie! 778 00:34:42,220 --> 00:34:44,720 He's probably having trouble finding his fleas up there. 779 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:46,220 I don't know. He's been pretty happy all morning. 780 00:34:46,230 --> 00:34:47,730 On my shoulder, laughing, scratching. 781 00:34:47,730 --> 00:34:49,230 You know, my darling, you know, 782 00:34:49,230 --> 00:34:51,740 I think being invisible has distinct advantages. 783 00:34:51,730 --> 00:34:53,730 Oh, but not to other people, Pop. 784 00:34:53,730 --> 00:34:57,230 Imagine sitting on an invisible lap or kissing an invisible man. 785 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,740 Look here. Look here. 786 00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:01,250 I hope your interest in this experiment is purely scientific. 787 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:03,740 My interest in Peter De Haven has been purely personal 788 00:35:03,740 --> 00:35:05,240 ever since I saw him win The Open 789 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:06,740 at Green Meadows last year. - Personal? 790 00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:08,750 Mm- hmm. You do think he's handsome, don't you, Dad? 791 00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:11,260 This is the most outrageous conversation. 792 00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:12,250 Well, is he handsome? 793 00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:14,750 Why, I don't know what the younger generation is coming to. 794 00:35:14,750 --> 00:35:16,750 - Isn't he handsome? - Handsome? 795 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,760 Why, what a question. I hardly know the boy. 796 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,270 What's his name? - Peter De Haven. 797 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,260 Handsome? When I saw him, 798 00:35:22,260 --> 00:35:24,260 I thought he looked pretty stiff to me. 799 00:35:24,260 --> 00:35:27,760 Yes, a little stupid, sort of blank. 800 00:35:27,770 --> 00:35:29,270 You like him? - Mm- hmm. 801 00:35:29,270 --> 00:35:30,780 - Uh- huh? - Mm- hmm. 802 00:35:30,770 --> 00:35:33,770 Uh- huh? Well, he - - he has nice eyes. 803 00:35:33,770 --> 00:35:35,270 Yes. He has honest eyes. 804 00:35:35,270 --> 00:35:36,770 His neckties are too loud, though. 805 00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:38,780 I couldn't wear one of them. - Daddy! 806 00:35:38,780 --> 00:35:40,290 What are you doing in here at this time? 807 00:35:40,780 --> 00:35:42,280 This is the most important time of the day for me. 808 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,780 You find that Willie, and you tell him that he has to drive me 809 00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:47,280 to the faculty meeting this afternoon to have my car washed. 810 00:35:47,290 --> 00:35:48,790 It's an outrage, and don't you use it. 811 00:35:48,790 --> 00:35:51,300 Look! The moment I've been waiting for! 812 00:35:51,290 --> 00:35:53,790 Charlie! - Dad, that's wonderful! 813 00:35:53,790 --> 00:35:55,290 Well, now what are you doing? 814 00:35:55,290 --> 00:35:58,290 I have to note these changes of visibility very, very carefully. 815 00:35:58,300 --> 00:35:59,810 You see, my darling, visibility is simply 816 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,300 the principle of refraction and pigmentation. 817 00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:04,300 Now, my formula lowers the refraction. 818 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,300 Charlie! Don't you go out of the room. 819 00:36:06,310 --> 00:36:08,310 You stay right here, Charlie. It lowers the refraction. 820 00:36:08,310 --> 00:36:09,820 Charlie! You ought to know better 821 00:36:09,810 --> 00:36:11,310 than to leave the doors open in this room! 822 00:36:11,310 --> 00:36:13,310 You ought to know better! 823 00:36:13,310 --> 00:36:15,310 Charlie, here. Here, Charlie. 824 00:36:15,310 --> 00:36:17,810 [ Chattering ] 825 00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:20,330 He's gone, disappeared, invisible! 826 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,320 Note it down in the book, quick, under pigmentation, 827 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,320 to the very second. Charlie? 828 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,320 Charlie? 829 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,320 You left the front door open, too. 830 00:36:34,330 --> 00:36:35,330 Charlie? 831 00:36:35,330 --> 00:36:37,330 Charlie, good boy now, in your cage. 832 00:36:37,340 --> 00:36:39,340 Come on. Come on. 833 00:36:39,340 --> 00:36:42,350 Charlie? [ Charlie screeches ] 834 00:36:42,340 --> 00:36:44,340 Charlie? 835 00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:46,840 Charlie? [ Clicks teeth ] 836 00:36:46,850 --> 00:36:47,850 Charlie? 837 00:36:47,850 --> 00:36:49,860 What on earth is the matter with Professor Shotesbury? 838 00:36:49,850 --> 00:36:52,350 Most undignified! 839 00:36:52,350 --> 00:36:54,850 Charlie, in your cage now, come, come, come. 840 00:36:54,850 --> 00:36:56,350 Oh, did you lose something, Professor? 841 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,360 - What's that? - Have you lost something? 842 00:36:58,360 --> 00:36:59,870 Why? Oh, of course! 843 00:36:59,860 --> 00:37:01,360 Lost? Well, out of the cage. 844 00:37:01,860 --> 00:37:02,860 See the canary, it's flown. 845 00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:04,860 - Salt. - Salt? 846 00:37:04,860 --> 00:37:07,860 Oh, of course, salt, yes, over the shoulder. 847 00:37:07,870 --> 00:37:09,370 Oh, no, no, no. On the tail? 848 00:37:09,370 --> 00:37:11,880 - That's it. - Yes, that's it. 849 00:37:14,370 --> 00:37:15,870 Stupid. 850 00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:17,370 Come, salt. 851 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,880 Come, Charlie, Charlie. 852 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,890 [ Charlie chatters ] Oh, I know. 853 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,380 I know what you're waiting for, yes. 854 00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:26,880 He's gone back into the house. 855 00:37:26,890 --> 00:37:29,900 I wonder who Charlie can be? 856 00:37:29,890 --> 00:37:31,890 Here, Charlie. Come on now, look. 857 00:37:31,890 --> 00:37:32,890 Nice, fresh banana, see. 858 00:37:32,890 --> 00:37:34,390 Come on. Come on, boy. 859 00:37:34,390 --> 00:37:35,890 Good boy. [ Clicks teeth ] 860 00:37:35,890 --> 00:37:37,890 Come on, Charlie. Come on. 861 00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:44,400 [ Charlie chatters ] Come on. That's the boy. 862 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,900 That's a good boy, yes. 863 00:37:46,910 --> 00:37:49,410 You just swing away Charlie, just swing away. 864 00:37:49,410 --> 00:37:50,920 That's a good boy, that's it. 865 00:37:50,910 --> 00:37:52,910 That's it. 866 00:37:52,910 --> 00:37:54,910 Ah! Charlie stop that! 867 00:37:54,910 --> 00:37:55,910 Where are you? Come here. 868 00:37:55,910 --> 00:37:57,910 Bad boy, you are. 869 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,430 Charlie. Come on now. 870 00:38:00,420 --> 00:38:01,420 Come on. 871 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,420 Charlie, come on, now. 872 00:38:07,430 --> 00:38:09,430 In your cage, in your cage, come on. 873 00:38:09,430 --> 00:38:10,940 Come on! [ Clicks teeth ] 874 00:38:10,930 --> 00:38:12,430 [ Charlie chatters ] 875 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,440 Charlie? 876 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,950 Charlie? 877 00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:22,940 Charlie, here. 878 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,940 Come on, Charlie. Come now, on my shoulder. 879 00:38:26,950 --> 00:38:28,450 Good boy. Come on, Charlie, here. 880 00:38:28,450 --> 00:38:29,960 Nice banana, come on. Charlie! 881 00:38:29,950 --> 00:38:31,950 Charlie! Here, here, good boy, now. 882 00:38:31,950 --> 00:38:33,950 Charlie! 883 00:38:35,950 --> 00:38:37,450 Charlie! 884 00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:39,970 Back in your cage, you bad boy. 885 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,960 Oh, Professor Moggs. 886 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,960 Well, you certainly fooled me. 887 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:44,960 Looking for somebody? 888 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,960 Oh, no, no. Just, uh, searching. 889 00:38:46,970 --> 00:38:48,970 - For what? - Well, I don't care. 890 00:38:48,970 --> 00:38:51,480 Oh, what? Oh, why, uh, mushrooms. 891 00:38:51,470 --> 00:38:52,470 With a banana? 892 00:38:52,970 --> 00:38:54,970 Oh, well that's, uh, the bait, you see? 893 00:38:54,970 --> 00:38:56,970 Oh! Fishing? 894 00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:58,480 - Who? - You. 895 00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,990 - What for? - Mushrooms. 896 00:38:59,980 --> 00:39:01,480 Oh, no. I never eat them. 897 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,980 I think you take an awful chance with mushrooms in this climate. 898 00:39:03,980 --> 00:39:05,480 Of course, the canned mushroom, 899 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,480 now there, there you have something else, you see. 900 00:39:07,490 --> 00:39:08,490 Yeah. - Don't do that! 901 00:39:08,490 --> 00:39:11,000 Oh, I'm so sorry. It must catch or something, yes. 902 00:39:10,990 --> 00:39:12,490 I had a wonderful mushroom souffle. 903 00:39:12,490 --> 00:39:14,990 - Stop it! - What? Charlie! 904 00:39:14,990 --> 00:39:16,490 Oh, Charlie, here, on my shoulder. 905 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:19,000 On my shoulder, quick there. That's a boy. 906 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,510 Good boy, come on. Oh, dear, 907 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:24,000 I've missed him again and I've got to get him back. 908 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,500 You will excuse me, won't you? Yes, goodbye, Professor. 909 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:26,500 You'll excuse me, won't you? 910 00:39:26,510 --> 00:39:28,010 I'll see you later in the day... 911 00:39:28,010 --> 00:39:29,510 - Yes, yes. - ...in the faculty meeting? 912 00:39:29,510 --> 00:39:31,020 - The faculty meeting. - Remember no mushrooms. 913 00:39:31,010 --> 00:39:32,510 - No, no, no mushrooms. - No, no, no. 914 00:39:32,510 --> 00:39:35,010 Charlie! Come on, Charlie, now. 915 00:39:35,010 --> 00:39:36,510 Come on. Come down. 916 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,020 In your cage, in your cage now. 917 00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:40,530 Nice banana, see? 918 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,020 What do you make of it? 919 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,020 I've been expecting it. 920 00:39:44,020 --> 00:39:47,020 He always was odd with his theories and experiments. 921 00:39:47,030 --> 00:39:49,030 It's happened. 922 00:39:49,030 --> 00:39:50,040 Oh, is that so? 923 00:39:50,030 --> 00:39:53,530 I'll teach you, you little monkey, you. 924 00:39:53,530 --> 00:39:55,530 Come down. Come on. 925 00:39:55,530 --> 00:39:57,030 Come down. 926 00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:02,050 [ Charlie chatters ] 927 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,040 That's a boy. 928 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:06,040 In your cage, Charlie, in your cage. 929 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:09,040 Oh, that's a good boy. That's a nice boy. 930 00:40:09,050 --> 00:40:11,060 Now, are you in there, huh? 931 00:40:11,550 --> 00:40:15,550 Yes, well there you stay for the rest of the day, yes. 932 00:40:15,550 --> 00:40:18,050 Mushrooms. 933 00:40:18,060 --> 00:40:20,070 Now I'm going to report to the faculty. 934 00:40:35,570 --> 00:40:38,070 First time I ever saw a suitcase bring home a man. 935 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,080 Peter: Hello. Well, I'm back. 936 00:40:47,090 --> 00:40:49,090 - I'm glad! - I'll take your bag, sir. 937 00:40:49,090 --> 00:40:51,100 Peter: Thanks, Willie. We stopped at my place 938 00:40:51,090 --> 00:40:53,090 and picked up some clothes and things. 939 00:40:53,090 --> 00:40:54,590 Willie, do you know what happened today? 940 00:40:54,590 --> 00:40:56,090 Charlie came back. - He did? 941 00:40:56,090 --> 00:40:57,590 Sure enough. Tail and all? 942 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,600 - Mm- hmm! - Who's Charlie? 943 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,110 Oh, that's a monkey my dad has been experimenting with. 944 00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:02,600 He made it disappear, and now it's back. 945 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,100 - That's encouraging. - But only for a few moments, 946 00:41:05,100 --> 00:41:07,100 and then it disappeared again. - Uh- oh, that did it. 947 00:41:07,110 --> 00:41:09,110 Peter: I'm nothing but a walking test tube. 948 00:41:09,110 --> 00:41:10,620 Well, now, please don't be discouraged because 949 00:41:10,610 --> 00:41:13,610 Dad says it looks very hopeful now that Charlie's back. 950 00:41:13,610 --> 00:41:15,610 Say, that means I'm apt to pop into sight any minute. 951 00:41:15,610 --> 00:41:16,610 I better get dressed. 952 00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:18,120 Well, yes, I- I think you'd better. 953 00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:20,630 I- I'm really terribly sorry about all this. 954 00:41:20,620 --> 00:41:21,620 It could never have happened to... 955 00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:23,120 That's all right. 956 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,620 It seems to have happened for the best. 957 00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:27,120 Well, I'll see you later, huh? 958 00:41:27,130 --> 00:41:30,640 I hope so. 959 00:41:30,630 --> 00:41:32,630 Joan! 960 00:41:32,630 --> 00:41:33,630 Jo- - Why don't you answer me? 961 00:41:33,630 --> 00:41:35,130 Well, you're looking right at me, Dad. 962 00:41:35,630 --> 00:41:37,630 Don't talk back, please. Never talk back to me at all. 963 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,640 Who's that? Who's that, William? - Yes. 964 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,650 I see, yes. Did you bring Mr. De Haven back? 965 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:43,640 Yes. I brung him back just like I took him. 966 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:44,640 That's all I wanted to know. 967 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,640 You get ready now to take me to the faculty meeting. 968 00:41:46,650 --> 00:41:48,650 Did you wash my car? No. 969 00:41:48,650 --> 00:41:50,660 Joan, this is very important. 970 00:41:50,650 --> 00:41:52,150 I want you to tell Mr. - - uh, Mr... 971 00:41:52,150 --> 00:41:53,650 What is his name? - De Haven. 972 00:41:53,650 --> 00:41:55,650 Don't tell me, I know what it is, De Haven. 973 00:41:55,650 --> 00:41:57,650 You tell Mr. De Haven I'm going to administer the antidote 974 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,670 just as soon as I return from this meeting... 975 00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:02,160 and that I think it's essential he remain 976 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,660 in the house for the entire day. 977 00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:05,160 Suppose he doesn't come back, what then? 978 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,160 My dear girl, I am firmly convinced that 979 00:42:07,170 --> 00:42:09,670 unless I administer the antidote before the night is over, 980 00:42:09,670 --> 00:42:11,680 he will remain invisible forever. 981 00:42:11,670 --> 00:42:13,170 Why, that would be terrible! 982 00:42:13,170 --> 00:42:15,670 A catastrophe! 983 00:42:15,670 --> 00:42:17,670 Look here. Look here, young lady. 984 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,180 Seems to me you're more interested 985 00:42:19,180 --> 00:42:20,690 in this experiment than I am. 986 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,680 Well, yes I am interested in him, Dad. 987 00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,680 I think he's marvel- - a marvelous experiment. 988 00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,180 Oh, in all of science. 989 00:42:28,190 --> 00:42:30,700 In other words, the sooner I return him to the flesh, 990 00:42:30,690 --> 00:42:31,690 the happier you will be. 991 00:42:32,190 --> 00:42:33,190 - Right. - Marvelous. 992 00:42:33,190 --> 00:42:35,190 And you shouldn't talk so loud. He's liable to hear us. 993 00:42:35,190 --> 00:42:37,190 - He can't hear anything. - Peter: I did hear you, 994 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,700 professor, and I wish you wouldn't interrupt. 995 00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:40,210 - Well, I beg your pardon - - - Quite all right. 996 00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:42,700 Now, uh, what are you saying, 997 00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:44,700 Miss Shotesbury, about the experiment? 998 00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:47,700 Oh, well, uh, oh, well, scientifically... 999 00:42:47,710 --> 00:42:49,210 oh, well, on page 50... Wait a minute. 1000 00:42:49,710 --> 00:42:52,220 I got it. It says here that, um... 1001 00:42:52,210 --> 00:42:54,210 [ Laughing ] 1002 00:42:54,210 --> 00:42:56,210 What are you laughing at? 1003 00:42:56,210 --> 00:42:59,210 [ Peter continues laughing ] 1004 00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:08,720 Gentlemen, I suggest that we vote on the matter as - - 1005 00:43:08,730 --> 00:43:11,740 - Gentlemen, gentlemen! - Moggs, is anything wrong? 1006 00:43:11,730 --> 00:43:13,730 I just had the most terrifying experience. 1007 00:43:13,730 --> 00:43:15,730 - What? - Professor Shotesbury has gone 1008 00:43:15,730 --> 00:43:17,230 quite insane! 1009 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:19,240 Moggs, you don't know what you're saying! 1010 00:43:19,740 --> 00:43:22,250 Why, we are here today to consider Mr. Maurice Ponsonby's 1011 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:25,240 $200,000 request to Shotesbury's department. 1012 00:43:25,740 --> 00:43:27,240 Which should, by every right, 1013 00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:29,250 be coming to my department, Applied Psychology. 1014 00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:30,260 What's the matter with my department? 1015 00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:32,250 Anatomy certainly needs all the money it can get. 1016 00:43:32,250 --> 00:43:34,250 But the money should be coming to my department. 1017 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:35,750 [ Arguing ] Gentlemen, if you will only 1018 00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:37,250 listen to what I have to tell you! 1019 00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:39,260 Just a moment, Professor Moggs. 1020 00:43:39,260 --> 00:43:41,770 I rather question your statement. 1021 00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,760 While I realize that Dr. Shotesbury 1022 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,260 has been working very hard - - 1023 00:43:45,260 --> 00:43:46,760 That's exactly it! 1024 00:43:46,770 --> 00:43:48,770 I witnessed a most peculiar demonstration 1025 00:43:48,770 --> 00:43:49,770 this very afternoon - - 1026 00:43:49,770 --> 00:43:51,780 Shotesbury running around in his garden 1027 00:43:51,770 --> 00:43:53,270 with an empty cage in one hand, 1028 00:43:53,270 --> 00:43:55,270 and a half- peeled banana in the other, 1029 00:43:55,270 --> 00:44:01,280 calling [ Clicks teeth ] "Charlie, Charlie, Charlie!" 1030 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,780 - Charlie? - Who or what is Charlie? 1031 00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:05,280 I haven't the slightest idea! 1032 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,280 From his actions, I assumed it was some 1033 00:44:07,290 --> 00:44:09,790 wholly imaginary person, a creation of his brain. 1034 00:44:09,790 --> 00:44:11,300 A disordered brain. 1035 00:44:11,290 --> 00:44:12,790 Exactly! 1036 00:44:12,790 --> 00:44:14,290 In the rude parlance of the cave stone, 1037 00:44:14,290 --> 00:44:17,290 Professor Shotesbury has blown his topper! 1038 00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:18,800 Topper? 1039 00:44:30,810 --> 00:44:32,310 Good morning, everybody. Good morning. 1040 00:44:32,310 --> 00:44:34,310 Good morning. I mean, good evening, everybody. 1041 00:44:34,310 --> 00:44:35,310 What is it? 1042 00:44:35,310 --> 00:44:37,310 Good afternoon, everybody, of course. 1043 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,820 We were beginning to wonder what had happened to you. 1044 00:44:39,820 --> 00:44:41,830 Oh, really? Well, gentlemen, I am on the verge 1045 00:44:41,820 --> 00:44:43,320 of the most epoch- making discovery 1046 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,320 in the history of modern science. 1047 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,320 - Yes, Dr. Shotesbury? - I have made a man invisible. 1048 00:44:47,330 --> 00:44:49,330 Shotesbury, old man, I'm afraid you've been 1049 00:44:49,330 --> 00:44:51,340 rather overdoing things of late. 1050 00:44:51,330 --> 00:44:53,830 - You don't believe me? - Now, now, don't get excited. 1051 00:44:53,830 --> 00:44:56,330 Why don't you take a nice, long holiday somewhere? 1052 00:44:56,330 --> 00:44:58,830 I'm sure the board can arrange a leave of absence. 1053 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,350 Why, this is positively insulting, 1054 00:45:00,340 --> 00:45:02,840 a leave of absence right in the middle of all my experiments. 1055 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,840 What were you doing in the garden 1056 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,340 chasing something around with an empty cage and a banana? 1057 00:45:08,350 --> 00:45:12,360 I was trying to catch a monkey, a monkey that was invisible. 1058 00:45:12,850 --> 00:45:14,350 I had made him invisible. 1059 00:45:14,350 --> 00:45:16,850 I can make you invisible, and you and you. 1060 00:45:16,860 --> 00:45:18,360 - How? - Aaah! 1061 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,870 I have pills, pills that produce death 1062 00:45:20,860 --> 00:45:22,860 instantaneously, and then... 1063 00:45:22,860 --> 00:45:24,860 - Now, really, Shotesbury. - You don't believe me? 1064 00:45:24,860 --> 00:45:25,860 - No. - No! 1065 00:45:25,860 --> 00:45:28,360 I'll prove it! 1066 00:45:30,870 --> 00:45:33,370 Give me a line. Give me a line. 1067 00:45:33,370 --> 00:45:35,870 Give me a line, quickly. Yes, five- three. 1068 00:45:35,870 --> 00:45:37,870 William? 1069 00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,380 I want you to cover Charlie's cage 1070 00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:41,390 and bring him down to the college right away. 1071 00:45:41,380 --> 00:45:43,880 Uh, Mr. Professor, don't you think poor Charlie 1072 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:45,880 is having a tough enough time as it is? 1073 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,380 You do as I tell you. 1074 00:45:47,390 --> 00:45:51,400 Yes, to the college boardroom on the first floor, and hurry! 1075 00:45:53,890 --> 00:45:55,890 Now, gentlemen, you are going to be witnesses 1076 00:45:55,890 --> 00:45:58,390 to something that will positively amaze you. 1077 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:03,410 Well, gentlemen, let us resume our seats. 1078 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,400 Ah, here's McAuley with his tests. 1079 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,900 - Yes. - Now, Moggs, 1080 00:46:06,910 --> 00:46:07,910 you'll see for yourself. 1081 00:46:07,910 --> 00:46:09,410 Yes, and you will see, too. 1082 00:46:09,410 --> 00:46:10,920 What is this here? What is this, a new game? 1083 00:46:11,410 --> 00:46:12,910 This is certainly not a game. 1084 00:46:12,910 --> 00:46:14,410 I wonder if you would put the square blocks 1085 00:46:14,410 --> 00:46:15,910 in the square holes, 1086 00:46:15,910 --> 00:46:17,910 and the round blocks in the round holes on this board. 1087 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,430 It's the most outrageous waste of time for a board meeting. 1088 00:46:20,420 --> 00:46:22,920 What is this, the square one in the square one? 1089 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,420 So. - Yes. 1090 00:46:24,420 --> 00:46:25,920 And the round one in the round one? So. 1091 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,420 I could do this underhanded, like that. So. 1092 00:46:28,430 --> 00:46:30,440 So, and there, for good measure. 1093 00:46:30,430 --> 00:46:32,430 - Perfectly simple. - Yeah. Simple is the word. 1094 00:46:32,430 --> 00:46:34,430 All right, Shotesbury. Now listen to this. 1095 00:46:34,430 --> 00:46:36,430 Two teams are playing baseball. 1096 00:46:36,430 --> 00:46:38,930 The visiting team makes one run in each inning, 1097 00:46:38,940 --> 00:46:41,950 and the home team makes two runs in each inning. 1098 00:46:41,940 --> 00:46:43,440 What is the score when the game ends? 1099 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,940 Nine to 16. 1100 00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:46,440 Aha! 1101 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,440 They play nine innings, don't they? 1102 00:46:48,450 --> 00:46:49,950 Not at all. The home team never plays 1103 00:46:49,950 --> 00:46:51,960 the last half of the 9th inning when it's ahead. 1104 00:46:51,950 --> 00:46:55,450 Any fool knows that. 1105 00:46:55,450 --> 00:46:56,950 I beg your pardon? 1106 00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:58,460 Tell me, Professor Barkley, 1107 00:46:58,460 --> 00:47:00,470 have you ever been troubled with strange dreams? 1108 00:47:00,460 --> 00:47:02,460 Have you ever fancied yourself, for example, 1109 00:47:02,460 --> 00:47:05,960 as a wood nymph flitting? 1110 00:47:08,970 --> 00:47:11,980 - Flitting? - Yes. 1111 00:47:11,970 --> 00:47:13,970 Why, yes! 1112 00:47:13,970 --> 00:47:15,970 [ Laughs ] 1113 00:47:15,970 --> 00:47:18,970 How did you know? - I had my suspicions. 1114 00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:20,990 Dean Claxton, I think it would be a very good idea 1115 00:47:20,980 --> 00:47:23,980 if you gave the blocks to Professor Barkley to play with. 1116 00:47:23,980 --> 00:47:25,480 I did not come here to be insulted! 1117 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,980 Oh, Barkley, sit down! 1118 00:47:27,990 --> 00:47:30,500 - Yes. - Impudence! 1119 00:47:30,490 --> 00:47:32,490 Oh, an egg. 1120 00:47:32,490 --> 00:47:34,990 Yes, an egg, an oval. 1121 00:47:35,490 --> 00:47:36,490 Can you draw an oval? 1122 00:47:36,490 --> 00:47:38,490 Tell me, Professor, could you take an egg, 1123 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:40,000 and holding it above a table so, 1124 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,510 let it drop about, uh, 3 feet without breaking it? 1125 00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:43,500 Well, that's ridiculous! 1126 00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:45,000 It would break if it dropped a foot. 1127 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,500 That's where you're entirely wrong. 1128 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:48,500 Gentlemen, I can take this egg and hold it 4 feet - - 1129 00:47:48,510 --> 00:47:49,510 4 feet - - - Pardon me. 1130 00:47:49,510 --> 00:47:51,520 Pardon me. That - - that would be 4 feet. 1131 00:47:51,510 --> 00:47:52,510 - To there? - Yes. 1132 00:47:52,510 --> 00:47:54,510 - You think? - Mm- hmm. 1133 00:47:56,010 --> 00:47:57,510 Hold it 4 feet above the table. 1134 00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,020 You follow me, do you Barkley? 1135 00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:00,020 Ah, ah, ah! You're cheating. 1136 00:48:00,020 --> 00:48:01,530 You're cheating, 4 feet. 1137 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,020 I could hold it 4 feet above the table, 1138 00:48:03,020 --> 00:48:05,520 and I assure you, gentlemen, that if I let it fall, 1139 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:08,020 it would drop for 3 feet without breaking. 1140 00:48:08,030 --> 00:48:09,530 Of course, what happens after the 3rd foot, 1141 00:48:09,530 --> 00:48:12,540 that's not my business. 1142 00:48:12,530 --> 00:48:15,030 Dean, I propose this meeting adjourned. 1143 00:48:15,030 --> 00:48:16,030 But we can't adjourn! 1144 00:48:16,030 --> 00:48:18,030 Mr. Ponsonby is on his way over here! 1145 00:48:18,540 --> 00:48:19,540 Why, certainly, and besides, 1146 00:48:19,540 --> 00:48:21,050 we have to for my invisible monkey. 1147 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,540 I wonder, Professor Claxton, if you would mind 1148 00:48:22,540 --> 00:48:24,540 my attempting a little experiment? 1149 00:48:24,540 --> 00:48:26,040 - Well, I - - - Thank you. 1150 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,040 Thank you very much. 1151 00:48:27,050 --> 00:48:29,050 Could you, by any chance, put your right hand 1152 00:48:29,050 --> 00:48:30,560 completely in your left- hand pocket, 1153 00:48:30,550 --> 00:48:33,050 and your left hand completely in your right- hand pocket 1154 00:48:33,050 --> 00:48:34,050 at the same time? 1155 00:48:34,050 --> 00:48:36,550 - Can you? - I can, and have. 1156 00:48:36,550 --> 00:48:38,550 Well, I can try. 1157 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,070 The right hand in the left pocket, 1158 00:48:41,060 --> 00:48:45,560 and the left hand in the right pocket at the same time? 1159 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,060 [ Grumbles ] 1160 00:48:47,070 --> 00:48:49,570 No, no, no, no, no. That's not in there. 1161 00:48:50,070 --> 00:48:51,580 It - - it can't be done! 1162 00:48:51,570 --> 00:48:53,570 Yes, it can, and has. 1163 00:48:53,570 --> 00:48:56,070 - How? - By taking off your trousers. 1164 00:48:56,070 --> 00:48:58,570 What? 1165 00:48:58,580 --> 00:49:01,090 [ Charlie chattering ] 1166 00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:07,080 Gentlemen, my monkey! 1167 00:49:07,090 --> 00:49:09,090 Come right in, William. Right in, please. 1168 00:49:09,090 --> 00:49:11,600 Here, on the table, with speed, with care. 1169 00:49:11,590 --> 00:49:13,090 That's it. Thank you very much, William. 1170 00:49:13,090 --> 00:49:14,590 Now, I will bring him back myself. 1171 00:49:14,590 --> 00:49:16,590 Professor, you would be doing me a big favor. 1172 00:49:16,590 --> 00:49:19,090 That's quite all right. Now, gentlemen, listen. 1173 00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:21,610 You hear the chattering of my invisible monkey? 1174 00:49:22,100 --> 00:49:24,100 You will be able to see the bar swing to and fro. 1175 00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:27,100 You will be able to hear, but of the monkey itself, 1176 00:49:27,110 --> 00:49:30,110 there will be not the slightest vestige there. 1177 00:49:30,610 --> 00:49:32,610 Ahh! This is amazing! - It certainly is. 1178 00:49:32,610 --> 00:49:34,610 I've done it! My experiment is a success! 1179 00:49:34,610 --> 00:49:37,110 I brought him back, back to visibility! 1180 00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:38,620 Yes! - He is positively insane. 1181 00:49:38,620 --> 00:49:40,120 Telephone the sanitarium. 1182 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,130 We are bringing a patient along at once! 1183 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,620 Right. We better humor him. 1184 00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:45,620 Yes, yes, yes! Let's - - let's humor him. 1185 00:49:45,620 --> 00:49:47,620 William! William! Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse me. 1186 00:49:48,130 --> 00:49:49,630 Please, I've got to rush back to my - - 1187 00:49:49,630 --> 00:49:52,140 No, no, no. Shotesbury, old boy, you are not returning alone. 1188 00:49:52,130 --> 00:49:53,630 Why not? 1189 00:49:53,630 --> 00:49:55,630 As head of the college, I cannot take that risk. 1190 00:49:55,630 --> 00:49:56,630 Risk of what? 1191 00:49:57,140 --> 00:49:59,140 A man with your peculiar mental attainments? 1192 00:49:59,140 --> 00:50:02,150 Oh, now, now, Dean Claxton, you really feel I have them? 1193 00:50:02,140 --> 00:50:03,140 You're a genius! 1194 00:50:03,140 --> 00:50:05,140 From you, Professor Barkley, that's very kind. 1195 00:50:05,140 --> 00:50:08,140 There had been times when I thought I had no brains whatsoever. 1196 00:50:08,150 --> 00:50:10,660 Mr. Ponsonby has arrived. 1197 00:50:10,650 --> 00:50:12,150 Oh, well, I can't wait for him. 1198 00:50:12,150 --> 00:50:13,650 He talks forever, the man, and we'll lose 1199 00:50:13,650 --> 00:50:16,150 a million dollars in an hour, but I have to get going. 1200 00:50:16,150 --> 00:50:17,650 Do you remember the last time he was here? 1201 00:50:17,660 --> 00:50:20,160 Two hours, he talked. - Come along, Shotesbury. 1202 00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,670 This way, please. - No, no. 1203 00:50:21,660 --> 00:50:23,660 This way, professor. 1204 00:50:23,660 --> 00:50:25,660 Come along, Shotesbury. 1205 00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:27,160 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 1206 00:50:27,170 --> 00:50:31,180 Tell him to wait, we'll be back, and make him comfortable. 1207 00:50:31,170 --> 00:50:33,670 We're taking Professor Shotesbury to a rest home. 1208 00:50:33,670 --> 00:50:35,670 He's very tired. 1209 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,680 Gentlemen, good - - 1210 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:45,180 Well, where is everybody? 1211 00:50:45,180 --> 00:50:48,180 [ Chattering ] 1212 00:50:48,190 --> 00:50:50,700 Oh! 1213 00:50:50,690 --> 00:50:52,690 What a pleasant little fellow. 1214 00:50:56,190 --> 00:50:57,690 Oh! 1215 00:50:57,700 --> 00:50:59,700 [ Thud ] 1216 00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:01,210 What happened, Miss Shotesbury, 1217 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,200 when Peter De Haven returned, as you say, 1218 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,200 to your home the next afternoon? 1219 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:10,200 Well, we, uh... we talked. 1220 00:51:10,210 --> 00:51:11,720 Oh, I see. 1221 00:51:11,710 --> 00:51:13,710 Well, aside from the invisibility, 1222 00:51:13,710 --> 00:51:15,710 would you say he was quite all right? 1223 00:51:15,710 --> 00:51:18,710 Oh, yes. Yes. He was fine. 1224 00:51:19,220 --> 00:51:22,230 Proceed. Do you remember what your were talking about? 1225 00:51:22,220 --> 00:51:23,720 Yes, I do. 1226 00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:25,220 We were, or rather, 1227 00:51:25,220 --> 00:51:29,220 I was interested in this Miss Lunceford, 1228 00:51:29,230 --> 00:51:31,240 the girl he's going to marry, and... 1229 00:51:31,230 --> 00:51:33,230 I have a hunch all this is going to turn out great! 1230 00:51:33,230 --> 00:51:35,230 I'm glad! You didn't finish, Peter. 1231 00:51:35,230 --> 00:51:37,730 What were you saying about Christine Lunceford? 1232 00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:40,750 Oh, well, it appears, Joan, that to them 1233 00:51:40,740 --> 00:51:42,740 I was just some sort of gilt- edged bond. 1234 00:51:42,740 --> 00:51:45,240 You know, good negotiable security. 1235 00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,740 Then you aren't going to marry her? 1236 00:51:46,740 --> 00:51:49,240 Not if she were the only girl in the world. 1237 00:51:49,250 --> 00:51:52,260 I may not have my head, but I've still got my pride. 1238 00:51:52,250 --> 00:51:54,750 Well, I'm glad to hear that. 1239 00:51:54,750 --> 00:51:56,250 Let's have some music, huh? 1240 00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:57,750 Mm- hmm. 1241 00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:00,770 [ Radio clicks on, slow music plays ] 1242 00:52:02,260 --> 00:52:03,760 Why, Peter, you're visible! 1243 00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:05,260 What? 1244 00:52:05,260 --> 00:52:06,260 Why, you're even handsome! 1245 00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:07,760 Huh? 1246 00:52:07,770 --> 00:52:10,270 Well, you're even beautiful. 1247 00:52:16,770 --> 00:52:18,270 Peter, where did you go? 1248 00:52:18,780 --> 00:52:19,780 Miss Shotesbury, are you sure 1249 00:52:19,780 --> 00:52:21,790 this happened to you in the living room? 1250 00:52:21,780 --> 00:52:24,780 - Yes, sir. - Now just a moment. 1251 00:52:24,780 --> 00:52:26,780 You say he kissed you? 1252 00:52:26,780 --> 00:52:31,290 Just what was it like to be kissed by this invisible man? 1253 00:52:31,290 --> 00:52:32,790 Oh... 1254 00:52:32,790 --> 00:52:36,290 Oh, it was wonderful, Your Honor. 1255 00:52:36,290 --> 00:52:39,790 If you close your eyes, the effect is just the same. 1256 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,310 [ Laughter ] 1257 00:52:42,300 --> 00:52:44,800 Order! Order! 1258 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,800 I see. Continue. 1259 00:52:47,810 --> 00:52:49,810 Well, we turned on the radio, and suddenly... 1260 00:52:49,810 --> 00:52:51,820 Man: {\i1}We interrupt this program of recorded music 1261 00:52:51,810 --> 00:52:53,310 {\i1}to bring you the afternoon news. 1262 00:52:53,310 --> 00:52:54,810 {\i1}These are the new developments in the case 1263 00:52:54,810 --> 00:52:57,310 {\i1}of the missing millionaire, Peter De Haven. 1264 00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:58,820 {\i1}Robert Struck was arrested this morning 1265 00:52:58,820 --> 00:53:00,320 {\i1}in the apartment of Christine Lunceford. 1266 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,330 {\i1}Unable to furnish bail, which was set at $5,000, 1267 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,820 {\i1}Struck is being held. 1268 00:53:04,820 --> 00:53:06,820 {\i1}The stock market rallied slightly this afternoon, 1269 00:53:06,820 --> 00:53:08,820 {\i1}although there is no - - [ Radio clicks off ] 1270 00:53:08,830 --> 00:53:10,840 They mustn't do that! They've got to release him! 1271 00:53:10,830 --> 00:53:12,330 - Why? - Don't you see? 1272 00:53:12,330 --> 00:53:14,330 This scandal will prove the last straw. 1273 00:53:14,330 --> 00:53:15,830 Once he's released, he and Christine 1274 00:53:15,830 --> 00:53:16,830 will be in each other's arms. 1275 00:53:16,830 --> 00:53:19,330 Mama Lunceford will insist on it! 1276 00:53:19,340 --> 00:53:20,850 Is that so important? 1277 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,340 Why, of course it is. 1278 00:53:22,340 --> 00:53:24,840 Well, I mean, now, you know that. 1279 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:27,340 Well, I just wanted to hear you say it. 1280 00:53:27,350 --> 00:53:29,350 [ Chuckles ] I've got it! 1281 00:53:29,350 --> 00:53:30,860 I've got to get home right away. 1282 00:53:30,850 --> 00:53:32,350 But you can't do that! 1283 00:53:32,350 --> 00:53:34,350 I've got money enough in my wall safe to cover that bond. 1284 00:53:34,850 --> 00:53:35,850 Willie can put it up for bail. 1285 00:53:35,850 --> 00:53:37,350 You know, anonymous friend, or something? 1286 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,360 Struck gets out, marries Christine! 1287 00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:41,870 Willie! 1288 00:53:41,860 --> 00:53:43,860 But if you don't get back in time, you may stay invisible! 1289 00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:45,360 Don't worry, honey. 1290 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:46,860 I'll be back before your father gets here. 1291 00:53:46,860 --> 00:53:48,860 Willie! - Yes? 1292 00:53:48,870 --> 00:53:50,880 Get the car out. We're going back to my place. 1293 00:53:50,870 --> 00:53:52,870 Okay, I'll get the car, 1294 00:53:52,870 --> 00:53:54,870 but don't you think you ought to take your clothes off? 1295 00:53:55,370 --> 00:53:57,870 You'll look mighty funny riding around in a car headless. 1296 00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,890 And don't forget the keys to your apartment. 1297 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,380 I'll be right back, honey. 1298 00:54:02,380 --> 00:54:03,380 [ Smooches ] 1299 00:54:03,380 --> 00:54:05,380 Hurry. 1300 00:54:09,390 --> 00:54:11,400 Peter: Come along with me, Willie. 1301 00:54:14,390 --> 00:54:15,890 I will, but I shouldn't. 1302 00:54:15,890 --> 00:54:17,890 Somebody might shoot me for a burglar, 1303 00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:19,400 and they'd miss you. 1304 00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:20,910 Don't worry. Come on. 1305 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:28,900 - Where's the key? - I put it in your pocket. 1306 00:54:28,910 --> 00:54:30,920 Well, cut off my leg, and call me shorty! 1307 00:54:30,910 --> 00:54:31,910 Here we are. Come on, Willie. 1308 00:54:31,910 --> 00:54:33,410 Unlock the door. Hurry it up. 1309 00:54:33,410 --> 00:54:35,410 Yes. 1310 00:54:35,410 --> 00:54:37,410 Come on. What are you waiting for? 1311 00:54:37,420 --> 00:54:39,420 Pardon me, sir. Would you mind moving over 1312 00:54:39,420 --> 00:54:40,420 so I can get the key in? 1313 00:54:55,930 --> 00:54:58,430 Step a little louder, boss. I can't hear you! 1314 00:55:02,940 --> 00:55:05,440 I don't see no safe. - You will. 1315 00:55:06,940 --> 00:55:08,940 - Small one, ain't it? - Yeah. 1316 00:55:08,950 --> 00:55:10,450 What do you keep in it, dimes? 1317 00:55:10,450 --> 00:55:12,960 No. Quiet, my valet will hear you. 1318 00:55:12,950 --> 00:55:15,450 You know, Mr. De Haven, the way you is now, 1319 00:55:15,450 --> 00:55:17,950 me and you could go into the uncracking safe business 1320 00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,460 and make a lot of money. 1321 00:55:19,460 --> 00:55:20,970 Shh! 1322 00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:22,960 Here. 1323 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:24,960 Phew! This sure is a lot of potatoes. 1324 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:26,460 [ Door closes ] 1325 00:55:26,460 --> 00:55:27,960 What's that? - That's my valet. 1326 00:55:27,970 --> 00:55:29,970 Let's get out of here before he sees us. 1327 00:55:33,470 --> 00:55:36,470 Boss, you with me? 1328 00:55:36,470 --> 00:55:37,970 Wait a minute. Let me drive. 1329 00:55:37,980 --> 00:55:39,480 Yes. 1330 00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:40,990 [ Engine starts ] 1331 00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,980 [ Siren wails ] 1332 00:55:46,980 --> 00:55:48,980 Here comes the law. 1333 00:55:55,490 --> 00:55:59,490 Hey, cut out that fancy driving and get behind that wheel. 1334 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:01,510 - Yessir. - Come on. 1335 00:56:08,510 --> 00:56:11,020 Get off my lap! 1336 00:56:11,010 --> 00:56:13,010 Yessir. 1337 00:56:15,510 --> 00:56:17,510 You going to be the death of me yet. 1338 00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:24,520 Well, here we is. - Yeah. 1339 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,520 Now take the money in there, and bail out Mr. Robert Struck. 1340 00:56:27,530 --> 00:56:29,030 But who would I say the money is from? 1341 00:56:29,030 --> 00:56:30,530 They know I don't got this kind of hay. 1342 00:56:30,530 --> 00:56:33,540 Just say an anonymous friend. 1343 00:56:33,530 --> 00:56:34,530 - A who? - Skip it. 1344 00:56:34,530 --> 00:56:36,530 Go on. Get in that station. 1345 00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:45,040 Willie, you said you got $5,000 1346 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,040 from a man you didn't even see. 1347 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,540 You expect the jury to believe that? 1348 00:56:48,550 --> 00:56:51,560 I don't expect them to, but I sure would appreciate it. 1349 00:56:51,550 --> 00:56:52,550 Remember, you're under oath. 1350 00:56:53,050 --> 00:56:55,050 You're sworn to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth. 1351 00:56:55,050 --> 00:56:57,050 Now you don't want to break that oath, do you, Willie? 1352 00:56:57,050 --> 00:56:58,550 No, sir. As far as I'm concerned, 1353 00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:00,560 I'm willing to drop the whole business. 1354 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,570 Good day, Judge. - Just a minute! Sit down. 1355 00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,560 You're a little nervous. - I can't help it. 1356 00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:07,060 I'm always that way when I'm afore a judge. 1357 00:57:07,060 --> 00:57:09,560 Continue. You took the bail money into the police station. 1358 00:57:09,570 --> 00:57:12,080 That's right, and the policeman told us to sit down there, 1359 00:57:12,070 --> 00:57:13,570 on account of he's kind of busy. 1360 00:57:13,570 --> 00:57:15,570 So we just set there. 1361 00:57:15,570 --> 00:57:17,070 "We?" What do you mean, "we"? 1362 00:57:17,070 --> 00:57:18,570 Me and my conscience. 1363 00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:45,600 Hey! What are you doing there? 1364 00:57:49,610 --> 00:57:51,120 Well, what do you want? 1365 00:57:51,110 --> 00:57:53,610 I got bail money for a gentleman named Mr. Robert Struck. 1366 00:57:53,610 --> 00:57:55,110 Say, that's a lot of dough. 1367 00:57:55,110 --> 00:57:56,610 Where did you get all that money? 1368 00:57:56,610 --> 00:57:58,110 From a umomynous friend. 1369 00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:59,620 Who's a umomynous friend? 1370 00:57:59,620 --> 00:58:02,130 I don't know. I'm just as ignorant as you is. 1371 00:58:04,620 --> 00:58:06,120 Can I get him? 1372 00:58:09,630 --> 00:58:11,140 I've had enough of this! Out of my way! 1373 00:58:11,130 --> 00:58:13,130 I'm the only sane member of the faculty, 1374 00:58:13,130 --> 00:58:16,130 with your blocks and you with your flittings 1375 00:58:16,130 --> 00:58:17,130 and you with your mushrooms. 1376 00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:20,140 It's vitally important that I get to my office immediately, 1377 00:58:20,140 --> 00:58:21,650 and I want to tell you that when I get there, 1378 00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,640 I'm going to report you all to the authorities. 1379 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:25,640 Take Professor Shotesbury to his room, please. 1380 00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,640 How dare you do a thing like this to me! 1381 00:58:27,650 --> 00:58:28,650 Do you realize who I am? 1382 00:58:29,150 --> 00:58:31,660 I am Reginald X. Shotesbury! I am a professor of chemistry! 1383 00:58:31,650 --> 00:58:33,650 Ah, but you do like baseball, Professor. 1384 00:58:33,650 --> 00:58:35,650 I do not - - What's that got to do with it? 1385 00:58:35,650 --> 00:58:38,150 Of course I like baseball. - Give the professor a nice room 1386 00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:39,660 right next to the Brooklyn Ballpark. 1387 00:58:39,660 --> 00:58:41,170 I am not interested in the Brooklyn B- - 1388 00:58:41,660 --> 00:58:42,160 Here, here! Put me down! 1389 00:58:42,660 --> 00:58:44,160 This is sabotage, sabotage! 1390 00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:45,660 Put me down! Put me down! 1391 00:58:45,660 --> 00:58:47,160 This is sabotage! 1392 00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:06,180 Help! - Help. 1393 00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:08,680 - Help! - Help. 1394 00:59:10,190 --> 00:59:13,700 - Let me out! - Me, too! 1395 00:59:13,690 --> 00:59:17,690 [ Yodeling ] 1396 00:59:20,700 --> 00:59:23,710 My father did make a man invisible. I've seen him! 1397 00:59:23,700 --> 00:59:26,200 Joan, if that is true, where is this invisible man now? 1398 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,200 - Yes, where is he? - Well, I don't know. 1399 00:59:28,210 --> 00:59:30,710 I can't tell you, but it is true. 1400 00:59:30,710 --> 00:59:32,720 Oh, I know it sounds fantastic, 1401 00:59:32,710 --> 00:59:34,710 but you've got to let him come home before it's too late. 1402 00:59:34,710 --> 00:59:37,710 Joan, we know you're only trying to protect your father. 1403 00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:39,220 It's the sort of thing you would do. 1404 00:59:39,220 --> 00:59:40,720 But believe me, my dear, 1405 00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:43,230 he's better off where he is for the present. 1406 00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:45,220 Right. He's right, Joan. 1407 00:59:45,220 --> 00:59:48,220 Now, if you like, I'll drive you to the sanitarium. 1408 00:59:48,230 --> 00:59:49,730 Well, no. 1409 00:59:49,730 --> 00:59:51,240 No, thank you. I'll drive myself. 1410 00:59:51,230 --> 00:59:52,730 Just as you said. 1411 00:59:52,730 --> 00:59:56,730 Well, in that case, we'll be going. 1412 00:59:56,730 --> 00:59:57,730 Good- bye, gentlemen. 1413 00:59:57,740 --> 00:59:59,240 Good- bye, Joan. 1414 01:01:27,830 --> 01:01:29,330 [ Door bangs shut ] 1415 01:01:29,330 --> 01:01:30,330 Peter, is that you? 1416 01:01:30,330 --> 01:01:32,340 Peter: Yeah. Where are you? 1417 01:01:32,330 --> 01:01:33,330 In here. 1418 01:01:33,330 --> 01:01:35,330 Oh. 1419 01:01:35,330 --> 01:01:38,830 Oh, excuse me. I didn't know. 1420 01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:40,340 Joan, what's happened? 1421 01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:42,850 Is your father experimenting on you, too? 1422 01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:44,840 No, no. Something terrible has happened. 1423 01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:46,340 - You mean besides this? - Yes. 1424 01:01:46,340 --> 01:01:48,840 You come with me, and I'll tell you on the way. 1425 01:01:51,850 --> 01:01:53,850 [ Gasps ] Ah! 1426 01:01:57,860 --> 01:02:01,370 Joan: Hurry, I have to take this serum to Dad at the rest home. 1427 01:02:14,870 --> 01:02:16,870 Peter: Now, will you please tell me where we're going? 1428 01:02:16,870 --> 01:02:18,870 To the Glenview Rest Home, where they're holding my father 1429 01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,880 under suspicion of being insane. 1430 01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:23,390 - What? - Peter, hold the wheel. 1431 01:02:23,380 --> 01:02:25,380 These things look pretty silly driving a car. 1432 01:02:25,380 --> 01:02:28,380 Yeah, I suppose they do. 1433 01:02:28,390 --> 01:02:31,400 Oh! Miss, don't you think you're driving too fast? 1434 01:02:31,890 --> 01:02:34,390 How did you get here? Sit down before you fall out! 1435 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,900 Whoa! 1436 01:02:49,910 --> 01:02:51,420 Oh! 1437 01:02:51,410 --> 01:02:52,910 [ Horn honks ] 1438 01:02:52,910 --> 01:02:54,410 Miss Joan, be careful. 1439 01:02:54,410 --> 01:02:57,410 Oh! Look out! [ Tires screech ] 1440 01:02:57,410 --> 01:02:58,410 Be careful, Joan, please! 1441 01:02:58,420 --> 01:02:59,420 Ooh! 1442 01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:01,430 Why couldn't I have been in the Army? 1443 01:03:01,420 --> 01:03:03,420 Joan: Well, we have to hurry! We can't be seen this way. 1444 01:03:03,420 --> 01:03:05,920 - Why not slow down to 90? - Look out! 1445 01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:08,420 Oh, ooh! 1446 01:03:08,430 --> 01:03:10,930 This is suicide if I ever saw it. 1447 01:03:10,930 --> 01:03:12,440 Don't hit anything. 1448 01:03:12,430 --> 01:03:13,430 Don't worry. I won't. 1449 01:03:13,430 --> 01:03:16,930 Peter: Your brakes, the car is equipped with brakes! 1450 01:03:16,930 --> 01:03:18,930 Whoo! 1451 01:03:18,940 --> 01:03:20,440 Uh, those people are in a safety zone! 1452 01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,450 Can't you see? - Did we make it? 1453 01:03:31,450 --> 01:03:34,450 Aaaaah! 1454 01:03:37,450 --> 01:03:39,950 Whoa! 1455 01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:44,960 Oh. 1456 01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:48,460 You better step on it. 1457 01:03:48,470 --> 01:03:50,470 One down, one up, they're coming fast. 1458 01:03:50,470 --> 01:03:54,480 [ Siren wails ] 1459 01:03:59,980 --> 01:04:01,490 [ Brakes squeal ] 1460 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,480 Peter: You just wait here. We'll be right out. 1461 01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:04,980 Yessir. 1462 01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:10,480 [ Siren wails ] 1463 01:04:12,490 --> 01:04:13,990 Oh! 1464 01:04:13,990 --> 01:04:16,490 [ Tires screech ] 1465 01:04:34,010 --> 01:04:35,010 [ Door closes ] 1466 01:04:35,010 --> 01:04:37,010 Yes? 1467 01:04:55,530 --> 01:04:57,530 Joan: Daddy, what are you doing in there? 1468 01:04:57,530 --> 01:05:01,030 I thought it was those baseball attendants. 1469 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,550 Is that you, Joan? - Yes. 1470 01:05:02,540 --> 01:05:03,540 - Where are you? - Here I am. 1471 01:05:03,540 --> 01:05:06,040 What are you doing here? How'd you become invisible? 1472 01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:08,040 I used your serum. - We've come to get you out. 1473 01:05:08,050 --> 01:05:09,050 - Is that you, Peter? - Peter: Yeah. 1474 01:05:09,050 --> 01:05:10,550 - Where are you? - Right here, Dad. 1475 01:05:10,550 --> 01:05:12,060 - Dad? - Uh, Professor. 1476 01:05:12,050 --> 01:05:14,050 Well, this is wonderful. This is wonderful. 1477 01:05:14,050 --> 01:05:15,550 But, Joan, we've got to get him back. 1478 01:05:15,550 --> 01:05:17,050 We've got to get him back to my laboratory, 1479 01:05:17,050 --> 01:05:19,050 and we've got to do it instantly. Now how? 1480 01:05:19,060 --> 01:05:20,560 Well, you'll have to make yourself invisible. 1481 01:05:21,060 --> 01:05:22,070 - But how? - We'll use your serum. 1482 01:05:22,060 --> 01:05:23,560 But how? That's why I brought it with me! 1483 01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:24,560 - You brought it? - Yes. 1484 01:05:25,060 --> 01:05:26,060 Oh, how wonderful! Of course. 1485 01:05:26,060 --> 01:05:27,560 Ye- - Then we can all go out together. 1486 01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:29,060 - That's right. - Oh, this is wonderful. 1487 01:05:29,070 --> 01:05:31,070 You're just a genius, darling. - Never mind about that. 1488 01:05:31,070 --> 01:05:32,580 Now, you hurry. - Yes, don't answer me back. 1489 01:05:33,070 --> 01:05:34,570 - Now, listen. Hurry up. - Don't hurry me. 1490 01:05:34,570 --> 01:05:36,070 I - - Oh. Uh- huh. 1491 01:05:36,070 --> 01:05:38,070 Thought they were going to keep me locked in here, did they? 1492 01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:41,590 Ha- ha, we'll show them. Brooklyn ballpark, eh?! 1493 01:05:41,580 --> 01:05:43,080 - Shh! - Quiet! 1494 01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,580 Quiet. 1495 01:05:53,090 --> 01:05:55,590 Daddy, please don't stop to fold your trousers. 1496 01:05:55,590 --> 01:05:57,090 Why? I - - Oh! Oh, I'm sorry, darling. 1497 01:05:57,090 --> 01:05:58,590 Just force of habit, that's all. - Now, come on. 1498 01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:00,100 Hurry up, and don't make any noise. 1499 01:06:00,100 --> 01:06:02,110 Don't get excited. Nobody is going to see us. 1500 01:06:02,100 --> 01:06:04,100 - Come on. Hurry up. - Don't tell me what to do. 1501 01:06:04,100 --> 01:06:06,100 You go ahead. I'll, eh... 1502 01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:19,120 Come on, Professor. Get in back. 1503 01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:20,620 Huh? I certainly will not. 1504 01:06:20,620 --> 01:06:23,630 In the back, I always sit in the front, too drafty in the back. 1505 01:06:23,620 --> 01:06:25,620 I'll sit here with Joan. You sit with Willie. 1506 01:06:25,620 --> 01:06:27,620 - All right. - Better get away from here. 1507 01:06:27,620 --> 01:06:29,120 Willie: There's a cop around here. 1508 01:06:39,140 --> 01:06:40,640 [ Siren wails ] 1509 01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:42,650 [ Tires screech ] 1510 01:06:56,150 --> 01:06:58,150 [ Crossing bells clanging ] 1511 01:06:59,660 --> 01:07:03,170 [ Siren wails ] 1512 01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:06,160 Ah!! 1513 01:07:12,170 --> 01:07:13,670 Ah! 1514 01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:21,180 Look at that! Look out! 1515 01:07:23,180 --> 01:07:24,180 Oh! 1516 01:07:24,180 --> 01:07:26,180 You'll kill us all, invisible or not. 1517 01:07:30,190 --> 01:07:32,700 They ain't fooling. This road really is closed. 1518 01:07:37,190 --> 01:07:39,690 [ Siren wails ] 1519 01:07:39,700 --> 01:07:40,700 Ugh, ugh. 1520 01:07:40,700 --> 01:07:42,710 Miss Joan, don't go so fast. 1521 01:07:42,700 --> 01:07:44,700 This road is really bumpy. 1522 01:07:48,710 --> 01:07:50,210 Ugh, ugh, ugh. 1523 01:07:50,210 --> 01:07:52,220 Miss Joan, don't go so fast! 1524 01:07:52,210 --> 01:07:54,210 Ugh, ugh, ugh. 1525 01:07:54,210 --> 01:07:56,210 [ Siren wails ] 1526 01:08:00,220 --> 01:08:01,730 Whoa! 1527 01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:09,720 Which one of you is that? 1528 01:08:09,730 --> 01:08:12,240 Peter: That was me, Willie. 1529 01:08:12,230 --> 01:08:14,230 Uh- oh. Here comes the law. 1530 01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:35,750 And you are asking this court to believe, Professor, 1531 01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:38,250 that when the three of you emerged from the asylum, 1532 01:08:38,260 --> 01:08:39,760 you were all absolutely invisible? 1533 01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:40,760 That is the truth. 1534 01:08:41,260 --> 01:08:43,270 And you're willing to swear the third member of your party 1535 01:08:43,260 --> 01:08:44,760 was Peter De Haven, the missing millionaire, 1536 01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:45,760 and that he was alive? - Yes. 1537 01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:47,260 Well, what happened to him on his way back? 1538 01:08:47,260 --> 01:08:49,260 I have no idea. He was probably thrown out 1539 01:08:49,270 --> 01:08:51,270 of the car with Willie. At any rate, he disappeared. 1540 01:08:51,270 --> 01:08:54,780 The invisible man disappeared? Well, well, well. 1541 01:08:54,770 --> 01:08:56,270 That's funny. 1542 01:08:56,270 --> 01:08:57,270 Order, order! Shh. 1543 01:08:57,270 --> 01:08:59,770 For all you know, they may still be in the back of your car. 1544 01:08:59,780 --> 01:09:00,780 That's not possible. 1545 01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:02,790 I swept the whole car out with a whisk broom. 1546 01:09:02,780 --> 01:09:04,780 It's a little whisk broom I have up in the front. 1547 01:09:04,780 --> 01:09:06,780 I wish it were a vacuum, be easier. 1548 01:09:06,780 --> 01:09:09,780 And how, pray, did you and your daughter return to visibility? 1549 01:09:09,790 --> 01:09:11,800 With the injection of this antidote, 1550 01:09:11,790 --> 01:09:12,790 Your Honor, which brought us back 1551 01:09:12,790 --> 01:09:14,790 instantly to our normal selves. 1552 01:09:14,790 --> 01:09:16,790 And I suppose if De Haven were here and now, 1553 01:09:16,790 --> 01:09:18,790 you could give him an injection from that hypodermic 1554 01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:20,800 and bring him back, just like that. 1555 01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:23,310 Just like that, Your Honor. 1556 01:09:23,300 --> 01:09:25,300 This is the most outlandish fabrication of falsehood 1557 01:09:25,300 --> 01:09:26,300 I've ever listened to. 1558 01:09:26,300 --> 01:09:28,300 Peter: Oh, I wouldn't say that, Judge. 1559 01:09:28,310 --> 01:09:31,310 [ Spectators scream ] 1560 01:09:31,310 --> 01:09:32,820 Peter, is that you? 1561 01:09:33,310 --> 01:09:34,810 Yes, sir, but I'm a little warped. 1562 01:09:34,810 --> 01:09:35,810 Call me a fabricator? 1563 01:09:35,810 --> 01:09:37,810 With your permission, Your Honor, I'll show you. 1564 01:09:37,810 --> 01:09:39,310 Yeah. 1565 01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:40,820 There should be a gate here. 1566 01:09:43,820 --> 01:09:45,820 Now Dad will show that judge a thing or two. 1567 01:09:45,820 --> 01:09:47,820 I hope he don't forget the combination. 1568 01:09:47,820 --> 01:09:49,320 What brought you back, Professor? 1569 01:09:49,330 --> 01:09:51,330 Whatever it was, I hope you saved some for me. 1570 01:09:51,330 --> 01:09:52,840 I'm getting mighty fed up with this condition. 1571 01:09:53,330 --> 01:09:54,330 And I don't blame you, Peter. 1572 01:09:54,330 --> 01:09:55,830 I'm sorry, but don't ask me any questions. 1573 01:09:55,830 --> 01:09:58,330 Now, your arm. 1574 01:09:58,340 --> 01:09:59,340 Come, come, come. 1575 01:09:59,340 --> 01:10:01,850 I'm coming, Your Highness - - Doctor. 1576 01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:03,340 I'll be there, Judge. 1577 01:10:03,340 --> 01:10:05,340 This man is the most annoying and irritating man 1578 01:10:05,340 --> 01:10:07,340 I have ever met. There. 1579 01:10:07,340 --> 01:10:09,840 Now, Your Honor, you're going to witness the results 1580 01:10:09,850 --> 01:10:11,860 of one of the greatest experiments in modern science. 1581 01:10:11,850 --> 01:10:13,850 - I wonder. - I wonder. 1582 01:10:13,850 --> 01:10:15,850 - So do I. - Me too. 1583 01:10:17,850 --> 01:10:20,850 Look. What did I tell you? 1584 01:10:20,860 --> 01:10:22,870 Isn't that marvelous? 1585 01:10:28,870 --> 01:10:29,870 Ah- choo! 1586 01:10:29,870 --> 01:10:32,380 Peter, you've caught cold! 1587 01:10:32,370 --> 01:10:35,370 Yeah. That lake was as cold as ice. 1588 01:10:35,370 --> 01:10:37,370 Long time, no see. 1589 01:10:37,370 --> 01:10:38,870 I didn't know you cared. 1590 01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:41,380 Don't look now, but aren't they a handsome couple? 1591 01:10:41,380 --> 01:10:42,890 My daughter, you know? 1592 01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:44,380 Uh- huh. Who's the boy? 1593 01:10:44,380 --> 01:10:45,380 - What? - Who's the boy? 1594 01:10:45,380 --> 01:10:46,880 Well, he's, uh... 1595 01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:49,880 Well, it doesn't matter, but isn't she beautiful? 1596 01:10:49,890 --> 01:10:50,890 Looks just like her mother. 1597 01:10:50,890 --> 01:10:54,400 Uh- huh. She must. 1598 01:11:01,900 --> 01:11:04,900 Oh, my. I'm going to get me a job where I can relax. 1599 01:11:04,900 --> 01:11:07,900 Sure is glad it didn't happen to me. 1600 01:11:11,910 --> 01:11:13,910 They got me!